Got off work early friday and came home to find her in bed with one of my neighbor's teenage sons. What a low down dirty whore...... who knows, maybe she did race you and just lied to me about it. I have no reason to trust her now. Oh well, life's a bitch and then you kick that bitch out in the street when you find her banging some punk kid that works at bestbuy. I'll give you her number if you want..... you'll probably stand a much better chance racing her now that half of her belongings are piled into that Scion and the other half are sitting on the curb. On the bright side..... my neighbor offered to buy me dinner and all the beer i could drink in exchange for not beating his son half to death. He's also gonna make him cut my grass all summer. The way i see it..... everything worked out in the end. This transaction could have gone a lot smoother though, i would have gladly let him bone my GF in exchange for a case of beer and a well manicured lawn for the summer. Life is funny aint it?





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