Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
Nevermind it wasn't from them. I'm sure they shut down registration. How is are they supposed to save people if they can't sign up?

Highlights, and I didn't fix any grammar etc. Wouldn't want to steal their thunder!

Here is a thread about a woman who was a lesbian but was then saved. She became a lesbian because when she was young a boy "broke her heart". But then the Lord appeared and made her straight again.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5549

This dude wants to know why he is 20 and has never been kissed. IT'S BECAUSE GOD OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T BLESS YOU WITH A NON DEFECTIVE FACE OR BRAIN SON.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=2293

Here is a list he made about himself:
Personalty:
I'm nice.
loyal
respect(I actually look at a girl's face when I'm talking to a girl, and not her breasts)
sincere
I listen to what girls have to say, and actually care what they are feeling and saying.
trusting
honest
smart
I'm shy
I have low self confidence
I have perverted mind, and like perverted jokes, though I don't act on the pervertedness.
I like touching when it comes to girls(Nothing sexual till married) Just stuff like hugs.
I'm very lonely.
I have OCD(Around 80% contained, yay God): http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide...
GAD(Around 80% contained, yay Jesus): http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide...
ADD(Not bad enough to cause any real problems): http://www.add-adhd.org/ADHD_attention-d...
TMJ: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporomand...
Social Anxiety: http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide...
and a touch of depression(Probably connected to my lonelyness.).

LOL SON YOU ARE FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD! He posts a whole list about himself like it matters on the internet.

Here is a poll about if it's okay to have sex before marriage. As you all know, God only wants you to have sex in the missionary position AFTER you get married.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=3523

Here are the results (some people are going to hell!):
yes 7 5.19%
no 124 91.85%
yes...if commited 2 1.48%
yes...if engaged 2 1.48%

Here, someone asks if it is okay to date in high school. Heavenly Father, let a girl see past my pimples and tiny dick.
http://christianchat.com/showthread....882#post114882

Sure, dating is Ok as long as you're Careful 14 56.00%
I think it's for the Better to wait until After high School so you're more Serious 11 44.00%

The best post in the thread is this one from an idiot wearing sunglasses inside.

"Wait. Hands down.

High school kids are stupid. period.
I was one, we all were, no one can deny it.

And you shouldnt be "dating" (kissing, etc etc etc) anyone til your ready to be a married man/woman anyways.

/DONE"

This girl wrote a poem asking God to make her beautiful.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5606

This woman asks that God gives her the house across the street, because the current tenets are moving out of it. Uh what?
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5618

I can't make sense of this one. Maybe the story is as stupid as I think it is, or maybe God didn't grant this woman the power of communication.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5326

This woman needs God to clear her husband, he is "addicted to porn,drugs,lies".
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=3017

This child of God "but i actually dont love real people. I only love Anime girls." has to be a troll. Here is the thread anyway. He isn't gay, he just doesn't like real girls.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5449

Here is a discussion on how NOT to tell your kids about birth control because abstinence only education is the only way, and if they don't listen then it's their fault for getting pregnant etc and they got what they deserved.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=436

Here is about a woman's son who is going to hell. Err I mean he had sex. A lot of great role models weigh in, like a woman who was married at 20 to a guy she admits had "a lot of partners". Get your weight up.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=1821

Chea. Here is a thread about how God told women to stay in the kitchen. "What does this mean to you? Do you believe this means women must submit to their husbands in that they shouldn't comprimise, disagree, or tell them no?"
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=4618
I had already read most of them and still blows me away. I don't like talking down about anyone's religion but if this is the mentality Christians have always had then I understand why they were/are persecuted...