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  1. 02-13-2008, 09:29 AM #1
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    Default SPOTTED!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST

    Well, I am very sorry for arguing against religion as I saw Jesus Christ last weekend when I went to check on my EF build. He was traveling through Carmel, Indiana last weekend in an amazingly sch1tty white Nissan Altima. He had ricer springs, junk wheels, amazing head/taillights, and a kick ass wing. As he came around the corner, I was thinking "Jesus Christ, that car is an amazing piece of sh1t!" That was when I saw that it was, in fact, Jesus Christ. How did I know? Both sides of the car had giant blue vinyl lettering down the entire length of the car labeling the driver within: "Jesus Christ."

    Amazing.

    Amen.

    3 sprinkles and a hallelujia.

    The End.
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  2. 02-13-2008, 09:31 AM #2
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    Wait...So is he joking or is this serious?
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  3. 02-13-2008, 09:33 AM #3
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    Jesus is not a joke.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    W....T......F......
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    Weird...

    I kinda thought he'd have something a little...You know..."cooler" I guess. :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by KidSaru
    Weird...

    I kinda thought he'd have something a little...You know..."cooler" I guess. :/
    Do not tempt greatness. The Lord thy God will f*cketh you uppeth peasant.

    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    W....T......F......
    Thy shalt not curse or IMPLY cursing w/ the "wtf" abbreviations w/in the confines of a thread depicting the Lord thy God's mode of transportation. I will smite thee.
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  7. 02-13-2008, 09:38 AM #7
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    That's one way to get the message out. Do what you got to do.
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  8. 02-13-2008, 09:38 AM #8
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    i bet that pissed some ppl off
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  9. 02-13-2008, 09:39 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by azn_nvazn
    That's one way to get the message out. Do what you got to do.
    ^^ Thank you my son. You will be rewarded.
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  10. 02-13-2008, 09:39 AM #10
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    lolz
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  11. 02-13-2008, 09:40 AM #11
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    I think he put that because of the amount of people that will be saying those combination of words and maybe more when the see that piece of rice bag
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaGen2Teg
    i bet that pissed some ppl off
    No one shall be pisseth offeth in the presence of or b/c of the Alpha and Omega. Pisstivity is a trick of the devil that we will not use or condone in the spiritual realm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mastakey05
    I think he put that because of the amount of people that will be saying those combination of words and maybe more when the see that piece of rice bag
    Say no more. I turned water into wine, so I will turn rice into JDM Holyness. Do NOT speak of devine transportation w/ negative connotations in holy threadological instances.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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  14. 02-13-2008, 09:53 AM #14
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    ^^SO LAME!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thecoolcutter
    ^^SO LAME!
    Congrats. You are now going to hell.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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  16. 02-13-2008, 10:10 AM #16
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    thats interesting...
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    Get this message out WITHOUT The F&F APR Spoiler!


    I hope that he does not fall victim to a hate crime.

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    even is jesus was real he wouldnt do something that gay
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    bet its fast...i mean...he walked on water



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    His decals took the words right out of my mouth when I saw the spoiler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by japan4racing
    even is jesus was real he wouldnt do something that gay
    hahahaahaha LOLZ

    we all know Jesus Christ would drive a Lotus... or a Bogati

    He'd be a rich televangelist...
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    wow.
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    WTF.....................................nice wing

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    Quote Originally Posted by geeKISSexy23
    hahahaahaha LOLZ

    we all know Jesus Christ would drive a Lotus... or a Bogati

    He'd be a rich televangelist...

    A Bogati?
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    amen!
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    i didnt know jesus eats rice
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    this thread is soo f u c k e d up in so many ways
    FYCN in a rick james voice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    A Bogati?

    lol
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    APC....>>>>>>>FTL
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    wow...
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    im sure he thinks is car is fly since everyone craps themselves when they see it. look at that mother ****** smiling at you in the pic. haha
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    that smile the guy has is about as gay as the car. remind me never to visit Indiana
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    lol need to print this out and put it as a ad for nissan, wwjd
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    some people never go away....
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    lmao. Jesus is stalking you Baby J.
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    ^^^ LMAO!!!
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