Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
How about until you get your pennies together to buy the latest edition of "Hooked on Phonics" I will just help you with your 3rd grade spelling and grammar???

Let's start class.....

DamN is spelled D-A-M-N, not "dam". Got it? Good.

The first letter of a sentence should ALWAYS be capitalized. For example, dam, which is misspelled and we've already gone over, should be capitalized along with "its". Which leads us right into our next part of this correction chapter, sentence rules. A logical and legible 3rd grade sentence should always have a subject and a verb. If you don't, it's an incomplete sentence. In this passage it is not as pervasive as in others I've seen from this douche bag, but it still bears reminding for his future reference.

Did I miss something?

Seriously, go buy "Hooked on Phonics". If it works on 7 yr olds, I'm certain it can help you......some.
I concur, Professor CBR600. And might I add to this, mi dos centavos. The correct sentence structure should be as follows:

Damn.

That would be the first sentence. Although not technically a correct sentence, it is widely accepted as such.

The second part of this literary abomination would be read as:

Y'all (are) still on this shit?

You need the word (are) in there to properly form the sentence. Although there is no question mark placed, it is through good, deductive reasoning that this is posed as observational query.

Next up in this wretchedly written wrath on English:

Move the fuck on.

Ok. This would be a proper sentence, just needing the M in move capitalized since we placed a question mark after shit.

And to the last part of the textually molested series of words:

It(')s over with(,) damn.


Ok. Being that we ended the previous sentence with a period, that would denote the start of a new sentence. This would mean a capital letter to be in the first word, it's. Also, it's needs an apostrophe in the contraction showing "it is." Afterwith you need a comma placed after with(lolol @ my pun). Then followed by damn with the correct inclusion of the letter N to let your readers know that we aren't talking about beavers or a means of blocking river flow.

Later, QD.