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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodline View Post
    damnn thats a ugly ass phone..lol shit looks like a walky talky
    Sure is, but I pay 9.99 a month for this baby

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    ahaha i use that nextel at my security job, i hate it it fkin reboots alll the time lol

    jay i paid some more

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    Quote Originally Posted by C.Smock View Post
    ahaha i use that nextel at my security job, i hate it it fkin reboots alll the time lol

    jay i paid some more
    I just like that if I get mad at someone or my life is in danger I can kill them with it

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    Dude... those old school nextels... you could chunk that shit against a wall, pick it up, and make a phone call still.

    So in other news, my wife's car died again yesterday. Not sure the diagnosis but since my Colt is non-running, we're down to one car... Mr. Spicy. Luckily she works close so carpooling isn't horrible. However, it is... FML.

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    Daily Fml

    1. Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML

    2. Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

    3. Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

    4. Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML

    last one was for sumi lol of he ever reads this... :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by LightsOut View Post
    4. Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML)
    I cried after reading this one. You gotta love this stuff.

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    haha plus reps for number 4

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    I was watching last weeks episode of Nip Tuck
    The lead guy (Dr. Doom ) trick some girl into "taking a few pounds off" and then repo'd her C cups. I bet that was a major FML moment when she woke up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodline View Post
    just you didnt still not done paying for your sig..you either casey..
    you sound like justin... FYL lol J/K!!!!




    Quote Originally Posted by Te72Rob View Post
    Trying to argue the fact that you have the fastest Honda, is like arguing the fact that you have the smallest penis.


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    ^^ now I'm gunna still ur teg I was joking but now I really am bastard :-(.... Well here's a funny fml

    I was laying on my sofa heard a noise like door spaming turned and looked up saw something throw my iPhone at it and turned grabed my gun shot 3times... When relized what it was I just had to laugh.... Was my vacum lol and the voice was wind. Slaaming my bedroom door.... Now I have 3 1 hole n the wall and fucked up vacum lol.....Fml
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    Quote Originally Posted by LightsOut View Post
    ^^ now I'm gunna still ur teg I was joking but now I really am bastard :-(.... Well here's a funny fml

    I was laying on my sofa heard a noise like door spaming turned and looked up saw something throw my iPhone at it and turned grabed my gun shot 3times... When relized what it was I just had to laugh.... Was my vacum lol and the voice was wind. Slaaming my bedroom door.... Now I have 3 1 hole n the wall and fucked up vacum lol.....Fml

    I'm never coming to your house lol




    Quote Originally Posted by Te72Rob View Post
    Trying to argue the fact that you have the fastest Honda, is like arguing the fact that you have the smallest penis.


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    ahaha wtf did u shoot it with?? i know a gun...what kind??

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    Quote Originally Posted by C.Smock View Post
    ahaha wtf did u shoot it with?? i know a gun...what kind??
    NERF Single Shot - with newly designed hollow tip foam lol

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    My best friend called me and said she wanted a baby and that her and her husband were planning on having one. I laughed and said congrats, of course. She then said I should have one too, so they could play together. My girlfriend is 16 and is pursuing a career in ballet...FML

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    ^ ur sig how people make that stuff?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LightsOut View Post
    ^ ur sig how people make that stuff?
    I found the base model here and then used MS paint to do all the mods. Its pretty fun, but very time consuming. This took me about 7 hours. I could make you one if you wanted.

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    I'm bored so I'll do it lol is it just 240s?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LightsOut View Post
    I'm bored so I'll do it lol is it just 240s?
    Hell nah man. They have thousands of cars. I was thinking about doing a bunch of TNs cars in my spare time, while I still have it.

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    They Dnt have my yr galant :-(
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    Quote Originally Posted by LightsOut View Post
    They Dnt have my yr galant :-(
    Give me a minute. I'll find one. Which year?

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    1994-1998 model only one they have is the fucking wagon...... The vr4 is a 6g mines a 7g :-(
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    Quote Originally Posted by LightsOut View Post
    1994-1998 model only one they have is the fucking wagon...... The vr4 is a 6g mines a 7g :-(
    Shit man. I looked everywhere. I can't find one
    If I get some REALLY good scale pics, and I'm talking super straight angles I might be able to make a base for you.

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    Dnt worry lol no big deal
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    Quote Originally Posted by LightsOut View Post
    Dnt worry lol no big deal
    10-4. I still might do it lol. Practice my skeelzzz

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    Fml update in a few.... Here's a fml now I ha to wake up after being laid on all night cause this big fuckng dog took up my girls bed and she got pushed on me. Was at the edge of a air matress got to the dds and waited n a long as fucking line get up their guy says my license wasn't suspended WTF ...... Wasted time and money :-( fml... Now gotta wait c if he was telling the truth :-(?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LightsOut View Post
    Fml update in a few.... Here's a fml now I ha to wake up after being laid on all night cause this big fuckng dog took up my girls bed and she got pushed on me. Was at the edge of a air matress got to the dds and waited n a long as fucking line get up their guy says my license wasn't suspended WTF ...... Wasted time and money :-( fml... Now gotta wait c if he was telling the truth :-(?
    About like me. I thought I had a warrant for failure to appear (court date was on finals and its my senior year!! FTS) I had a cop pick me up for running down 211 at 2am. He told me to get in the back because he was taking me home. I'm sitting here thinking "Oh shhhiiiiiitttt I'm going to jail for the night." He ran my license and handed it back saying. "Calm down speed racer. You're clean."

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    soo my paint on my bumber has been chipping for quite sometime, today i went threw a car wash today since its way to cold to wash it myself, and now my paint is peeled in about a 7in strip just under my topnotch decal, FML

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    Fml update vote which u like :-)

    1. Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his*arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML*

    2. Today, I found out my Mom is in Florida. How did I find out? It was her facebook status. When I wrote on her wall to ask her about it, she immediately deleted my post. So I posted again. Delete. And again. Delete. FML

    3. Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

    4. Today, I got my new work schedule. I really need the hours. The boss says he can't give me more because the economy is bad. However, he did find enough hours to hire his son last week. This week? Most of my hours were erased and given to the new employee; his daughter. FML

    Lol which u like
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    Quote Originally Posted by C.Smock View Post
    soo my paint on my bumber has been chipping for quite sometime, today i went threw a car wash today since its way to cold to wash it myself, and now my paint is peeled in about a 7in strip just under my topnotch decal, FML
    crap i havent asked Jesse yet. Ill try and remember to do it tonight since ill be working with him shooting me a text for a reminder still wouldnt hurt though if ya like

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    fml
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    #3 ftw! lol

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    Couldn't make it to the meet. FML

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    Phone is dead, no charger, not supposed to be here , stuck in Rome. FML
    But I got my girl so that's a plus

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    Quote Originally Posted by C.Smock View Post
    fml
    LOL starting to look like mines..im repainting mines now tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodline View Post
    LOL starting to look like mines..im repainting mines now tho
    yea, I'm getting Casey's taken care of soon.




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    not so top notch eh casey? lol

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    hey you stfu

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    i lucked out in a bad way haha. my bumper had a ton of small rock chips but i kinda hit a wall and got a new bumper. it all worked out. i also got half of my car repainted as well lolol : )
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    i need a wall lol

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    well i have experience with walls.. so if u need any help HAHAH... jk. androooo will hook ya up!!!
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