ahaha i use that nextel at my security job, i hate it it fkin reboots alll the time lol
jay i paid some more![]()
Dude... those old school nextels... you could chunk that shit against a wall, pick it up, and make a phone call still.
So in other news, my wife's car died again yesterday. Not sure the diagnosis but since my Colt is non-running, we're down to one car... Mr. Spicy. Luckily she works close so carpooling isn't horrible. However, it is... FML.
Daily Fml
1. Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML
2. Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
3. Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML
4. Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML
last one was for sumi lol of he ever reads this... :-)
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haha plus reps for number 4
I was watching last weeks episode of Nip Tuck
The lead guy (Dr. Doom) trick some girl into "taking a few pounds off" and then repo'd her C cups. I bet that was a major FML moment when she woke up!
^^ now I'm gunna still ur teg I was joking but now I really am bastard :-(.... Well here's a funny fml
I was laying on my sofa heard a noise like door spaming turned and looked up saw something throw my iPhone at it and turned grabed my gun shot 3times... When relized what it was I just had to laugh.... Was my vacum lol and the voice was wind. Slaaming my bedroom door.... Now I have 3 1 hole n the wall and fucked up vacum lol.....Fml
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ahaha wtf did u shoot it with?? i know a gun...what kind??
My best friend called me and said she wanted a baby and that her and her husband were planning on having one. I laughed and said congrats, of course. She then said I should have one too, so they could play together. My girlfriend is 16 and is pursuing a career in ballet...FML
^ ur sig how people make that stuff?
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I found the base model here and then used MS paint to do all the mods. Its pretty fun, but very time consuming. This took me about 7 hours. I could make you one if you wanted.
I'm bored so I'll do it lol is it just 240s?
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They Dnt have my yr galant :-(
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1994-1998 model only one they have is the fucking wagon...... The vr4 is a 6g mines a 7g :-(
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Dnt worry lol no big deal
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Fml update in a few.... Here's a fml now I ha to wake up after being laid on all night cause this big fuckng dog took up my girls bed and she got pushed on me. Was at the edge of a air matress got to the dds and waited n a long as fucking line get up their guy says my license wasn't suspended WTF ...... Wasted time and money :-( fml... Now gotta wait c if he was telling the truth :-(?
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About like me. I thought I had a warrant for failure to appear (court date was on finals and its my senior year!! FTS) I had a cop pick me up for running down 211 at 2am. He told me to get in the back because he was taking me home. I'm sitting here thinking "Oh shhhiiiiiitttt I'm going to jail for the night." He ran my license and handed it back saying. "Calm down speed racer. You're clean."
soo my paint on my bumber has been chipping for quite sometime, today i went threw a car wash today since its way to cold to wash it myself, and now my paint is peeled in about a 7in strip just under my topnotch decal, FML
Fml update vote which u like :-)
1. Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his*arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML*
2. Today, I found out my Mom is in Florida. How did I find out? It was her facebook status. When I wrote on her wall to ask her about it, she immediately deleted my post. So I posted again. Delete. And again. Delete. FML
3. Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
4. Today, I got my new work schedule. I really need the hours. The boss says he can't give me more because the economy is bad. However, he did find enough hours to hire his son last week. This week? Most of my hours were erased and given to the new employee; his daughter. FML
Lol which u like
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Couldn't make it to the meet. FML
Phone is dead, no charger, not supposed to be here, stuck in Rome. FML
But I got my girl so that's a plus![]()
not so top notch eh casey? lol
riding low is like a religion
hey you stfu![]()
i lucked out in a bad way haha. my bumper had a ton of small rock chips but i kinda hit a wall and got a new bumper. it all worked out. i also got half of my car repainted as well lolol : )
cadi cts rollin.
i need a walllol
well i have experience with walls.. so if u need any help HAHAH... jk. androooo will hook ya up!!!
cadi cts rollin.