So three men died in a horiffic car accident, and somehow found themselves in hell. The devil asked for a private meeting with them to discuss their eternities of torment.

The devil turns to the first man and says "What was your occupation?"

The man says "I was a firefighter"

The devil says "well then, as per your occupation, you will be burned 3 times a day for all of eternity. Be gone" and minions dragged the man away.

Devil turns to the second man and says "What was your occupation?"

Man says "I was a car salesman"

Devil thinks for a second and says "You will be run over by a car three times a day for all of eternity. Be gone." and minions dragged the man away.

Devil turns to the third man and says "and what was your occupation?"

The man thinks for a second, and replies...



"I was a lollipop salesman"