IA official court jester title for me?

A kid and his dad are out fishing. The dad pulls out a Playboy and starts thumbing through it. Kid says "dad, can I look?"

Dad says "Tell you what son... Can you take your dick, wrap it around and stick it up your ass?" Kid says "No dad" Dad says "Well, when you're old enough to do that, you're old enough to look." Kid continues fishing.

Dad pulls out a beer and cracks it open. Kid says "Dad, can I taste it?"

Dad says "tell you what son... can you take your dick, wrap it around, and stick it up your ass?" kid says "No..." Dad says "Well, when you're old enough to do that, you're old enough to taste this". Kid continues fishing.

Few hours go by, they go home. Dad buys a lottery ticket. Dad says "Dad, can I scratch it off?" Dad doesn't see any harm in it and lets him. Ticket is a winner for $1 million. Dad says "Give me that ticket son!"

Kid says "dad, can you take your dick, wrap it around, and stick it in your ass?" Dad says "Damn right I can, son"




Kid says "Good. Why don't you go fuck yourself?"