FINE... want a funny joke? HERE! assholes...

This woman goes into the doctor's office for a rash on her chest. The doctor looks at it, and notices that from a distance, it almost looks like a G. So the doctor inquires as to whether she has an explanation for the odd shape.

"Well" she says "My boyfriend went to UGA, and he ALWAYS wears his Georgia sweatshirt.. even when we're having sex!"

Well the doctor puts two and two together and tells her that the G shaped rash is probably being caused by the raised G logo on the sweatshirt. He gives her some cream and sends her on her way.

Few days go by, and a woman comes in with yet another rash on her chest. This one is a large ring. The doctor says that he has his suspicions about it, but inquires anyway.

"Well, my boyfriend went to Oklahoma, and he always wears his college sweatshirt.. even when we're having sex!" The doctor explains about the embroidery, gives her some cream, and she goes home.

A few more day go by, and a woman comes in with yet another rash on her chest. From a distance, this one looks like a W, and it's a little lower than the others. The doctor, eager to impress the woman, says "Let me guess.. your boyfriend went to.... Washington?"

The woman looks at him, confused, and says "No. My girlfriend went to Michigan. Why do you ask?"