Ask a black dude!

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In an effort to create a fair and balanced reading experience, you can ask me any questions about being black

[quickdodge®]

And being that I am the only one qualified to answer these questions, please direct them to me.

[Vteckidd]

Do you stereotype white people as much as white people stereotype black people?

[quickdodge®]

Do you stereotype white people as much as white people stereotype black people?

If he says no, then my initial response in this thread has been validated.

[Sinfix_15]

In an effort to create a fair and balanced reading experience, you can ask me any questions about being black

Are you just as offended by the positive stereotypes as you are the negative ones? To be more specific, do you feel obligated to have a big penis and be good at basketball?

[C230K]

Why do black buy rims and stereos that cost more than the car itself?

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Yeah nigga. Matta fact, we just as scared to be in a room fulla white people as y'all is black people. All educated n shit

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Are you just as offended by the positive stereotypes as you are the negative ones? To be more specific, do you feel obligated to have a big penis and be good at basketball?

Nah nigga, only stereotypes we know is Panasonic and Jenson

I'd talk more about black folks dicks, but that shit be a long story

[l Gizzy l]

Nah nigga, only stereotypes we know is Panasonic and Jenson

I'd talk more about black folks dicks, but that shit be a long story

this thread is already hilarious.

[l Gizzy l]

Why are black guys always the first ones to die in scary movies?

[Sinfix_15]

Nah nigga, only stereotypes we know is Panasonic and Jenson

I'd talk more about black folks dicks, but that shit be a long story

I am honestly disappointed in your characterizations, i had high expectations for this duel of threads.

[Bacon]

Why are us white folk called crackers?

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[silversol]

Why do black women have to be loud and obnoxious and suck there teeth while eating?

[MeFryRice]

What is the fascination of cocoa-butter products?

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Why are black guys always the first ones to die in scary movies?

I think it's a conspiracy to pay us less for less screen time.

[Elbow]

Why do black guys love beached whales?

AKA fat women.

[RsonGt3's]

Why do black people love chicken and watermelon?

[johnny_d]

Why do blacks like to start and end every sentence with BRUH!!!!!!!!

[Dylan]

Why is it so rare that black people engage in random conversations with white folks? Ex:" hey, how are you today?". 95% of them give me the eat shit look when the see me or hear me, I'm just trying to be nice

[Echonova]

Why do black guys love beached whales?

AKA fat women.

Edit: You forgot to add the word "white".

[Dylan]

Edit: You forgot to add the word "white".

Now that's just racist! I believe the proper term is "Caucasian American", sir!

[Austin?]

Why do black people brand their cars?

[dc5-rsx]

Why do black girls wear weaves (store bought hair)?

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[MeFryRice]

Why do black people leave the price/brand sticker on their clothing and hats?

[Austin?]

Why do black people leave the price/brand sticker on their clothing and hats?

So they can return and get their money back after they wear it for 28 days.

[Sinfix_15]

So, in the "ask a black dude" thread, everyone keeps asking questions and not getting any answers.....

Blank, you running for president?????

[Catnip]

Why do black people smell (badly)?

Why are black people greasy?

How come all black women have huge nasty feet?

Do black people hate black people hair as much as white people hate it?

If someone calls his Jordans J's, and another calls his joint a J, is it always obvious who is talking about what?

Is it the black rubbing off on car door panels, or the grease?

Are black people taught to lie like white people are taught to tell the truth?

Does every black person hate white people, or is it just the ones like you?

Do black people make up names to make up for the fact that you all look alike?

Can black people tell black people apart?

Do black people come standard with a form of night vision to see other black people in the dark?

[RsonGt3's]

Why do black people smell (badly)?

Why are black people greasy?

How come all black women have huge nasty feet?

Do black people hate black people hair as much as white people hate it?

If someone calls his Jordans J's, and another calls his joint a J, is it always obvious who is talking about what?

Is it the black rubbing off on car door panels, or the grease?

Are black people taught to lie like white people are taught to tell the truth?

Does every black person hate white people, or is it just the ones like you?

Do black people make up names to make up for the fact that you all look alike?

Can black people tell black people apart?

Do black people come standard with a form of night vision to see other black people in the dark?

Dam...

[Austin?]

Lmao!!!

Why do black people smell (badly)?

Why are black people greasy?

How come all black women have huge nasty feet?

Do black people hate black people hair as much as white people hate it?

If someone calls his Jordans J's, and another calls his joint a J, is it always obvious who is talking about what?

Is it the black rubbing off on car door panels, or the grease?

Are black people taught to lie like white people are taught to tell the truth?

Does every black person hate white people, or is it just the ones like you?

Do black people make up names to make up for the fact that you all look alike?

Can black people tell black people apart?

Do black people come standard with a form of night vision to see other black people in the dark?

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Why do black people smell (badly)?

Why are black people greasy?

How come all black women have huge nasty feet?

Do black people hate black people hair as much as white people hate it?

If someone calls his Jordans J's, and another calls his joint a J, is it always obvious who is talking about what?

Is it the black rubbing off on car door panels, or the grease?

Are black people taught to lie like white people are taught to tell the truth?

Does every black person hate white people, or is it just the ones like you?

Do black people make up names to make up for the fact that you all look alike?

Can black people tell black people apart?

Do black people come standard with a form of night vision to see other black people in the dark?

Yous a basic ass bitch. Why you ask so many mo'fuckin ass questions nigga?

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Why is it so rare that black people engage in random conversations with white folks? Ex:" hey, how are you today?". 95% of them give me the eat shit look when the see me or hear me, I'm just trying to be nice

Prolly cuz all you white mo'fuckas smell like old processed cheese and cool water cologne

[green91]

Sinfix's thread is much better than this one. At least he is making a semi-serious attempt to actually answer the questions instead of replying using the stereotypical "ebonic" dialect.

Full Disclosure: I am mayonnaise white.

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Sinfix's thread is much better than this one. At least he is making a semi-serious attempt to actually answer the questions instead of replying using the stereotypical "ebonic" dialect.

Full Disclosure: I am mayonnaise white.

Which one of y'all bitches asked for this simple ass niggas opinion?

[quickdodge®]

Sinfix's thread is much better than this one.

I disagree. I think they're both worthless threads. This one, I'm sure, is just here as a mockery to Sinfix's thread.

[teh bri]

I disagree. I think they're both worthless threads. This one, I'm sure, is just here as a mockery to Sinfix's thread.

This.

[ezone]

Why do black girls always pat their head every five minutes ? Did they use to much glue for their weave ?

Where do they get their names from?

[Sinfix_15]

This.

You back stabber...... my answer to your own question was educational and potentially spread awareness about a lack of gay rights around the world. "worthless".... hardly.

Want to find worthless threads.... search "lets play a game"

[Sinfix_15]

Prolly cuz all you white mo'fuckas smell like old processed cheese and cool water cologne

Cheese is delicious! and you'd think this $6 can of axe body spray would cover up the smell.....

[Sinfix_15]

I disagree. I think they're both worthless threads. This one, I'm sure, is just here as a mockery to Sinfix's thread.

[BTLFED]

This.

Speaking of worthless.

"I want my baby daddy to be part of my son's life....so I'm going to move 10+ hours away."

Translation: "I want my baby daddy to pay me, but I don't give a shit if he sees his child."