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  1. 03-09-2010, 01:45 PM #1
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    Default Things not to say to your waitress

    Things NOT to say when a waitress drops your Salad:
    "Now thats what I call a tossed salad" ""The waitress gave us a tossed salad" "The waitress tried to kill us with our tossed salad" and then finish their conversation with "Well she is good thats why we give her a big tip"

    HOLY SHIT I almost pissed myself because this happened 2 feet from me.

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    If I saw this happen in person I'd prolly spit my food out from laughing.


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    I was laughin hysterically they thought I was nuts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bajjani View Post
    Things NOT to say when a waitress drops your Salad:
    "Now thats what I call a tossed salad" ""The waitress gave us a tossed salad" "The waitress tried to kill us with our tossed salad" and then finish their conversation with "Well she is good thats why we give her a big tip"

    HOLY SHIT I almost pissed myself because this happened 2 feet from me.
    holy shit.....
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    This is what humor has evolved to?

    While we're on the topic of lame waitresses jokes I got one: A Tilted Kilt waitress returned to our table with our checks and she apologized for only having one pen and said we had to share. I quickly responded with, "I'm down with that, as long as our credit cards don't touch..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded View Post
    This is what humor has evolved to?

    While we're on the topic of lame waitresses jokes I got one: A Tilted Kilt waitress returned to our table with our checks and she apologized for only having one pen and said we had to share. I quickly responded with, "I'm down with that, as long as our credit cards don't touch..."
    His I think happened in real life. Your joke wasn't funny either
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    I once asked a waitress if she wanted a tip, or the whole thing.

    Needless to say, I was slightly inebriated.
    Your sig gave me a seizure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantooth View Post
    I once asked a waitress if she wanted a tip, or the whole thing.

    Needless to say, I was slightly inebriated.

    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    His I think happened in real life. Your joke wasn't funny either
    Mine happened yesterday at lunch

    I don't know I thought three guys completely oblivious to what other meanings the term had constantly saying it to her

    So I was cracking up, I thought it was hilarious

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    What did the waitress say?
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    What did the waitress say?
    Umm, she just kind of cleaned everything and walked away...

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    I once wrote on the tip line for a Hooters waitress "Lose 15lbs"
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded View Post
    This is what humor has evolved to?

    While we're on the topic of lame waitresses jokes I got one: A Tilted Kilt waitress returned to our table with our checks and she apologized for only having one pen and said we had to share. I quickly responded with, "I'm down with that, as long as our credit cards don't touch..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300 View Post
    Ba dum tsshhhhh
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    His I think happened in real life. Your joke wasn't funny either
    Thanks. I think I figured out it was "in real life" way before he even said, "HOLY SHIT I almost pissed myself because this happened 2 feet from me".

    Do you even know what the reference is to what I said? lol!


    Quote Originally Posted by Bajjani View Post
    Mine happened yesterday at lunch

    I don't know I thought three guys completely oblivious to what other meanings the term had constantly saying it to her

    So I was cracking up, I thought it was hilarious
    You seriously think people "completely oblivious" would continuously say it? Why would they keep saying it then?
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