Quote Originally Posted by Bajjani View Post
Things NOT to say when a waitress drops your Salad:
"Now thats what I call a tossed salad" ""The waitress gave us a tossed salad" "The waitress tried to kill us with our tossed salad" and then finish their conversation with "Well she is good thats why we give her a big tip"

HOLY SHIT I almost pissed myself because this happened 2 feet from me.
holy shit.....