Things not to say to your waitress

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His I think happened in real life. Your joke wasn't funny either

Thanks. I think I figured out it was "in real life" way before he even said, "HOLY SHIT I almost pissed myself because this happened 2 feet from me".

Do you even know what the reference is to what I said? lol!

Mine happened yesterday at lunch

I don't know I thought three guys completely oblivious to what other meanings the term had constantly saying it to her

So I was cracking up, I thought it was hilarious

You seriously think people "completely oblivious" would continuously say it? Why would they keep saying it then?