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    Default THERE'S NO MOTHERFUCKING WAY

    EVERY GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME I WASH MY CAR, THE NEIGHBOR MOWS HIS LAWN THE NEXT DAY.


    THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
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    sorry but

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    I SEE WHAT HE DID THERE



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    It's a conspiracy
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    EVERY GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME I WASH MY CAR, THE NEIGHBOR MOWS HIS LAWN THE NEXT DAY.


    THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
    happens to me ALL the fucking time. I said something to him about it and he said he was sorry...told me he would knock on my door before he mows again and my car is there. One more time and his yard is gonna be DEAD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    One more time and his yard is gonna be DEAD.
    GOTA SEE HOW YOU KILL A YARD



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Houses with garage space for your car > you

    I love pulling into my nice 2-car when i'm done washing my car, it makes drying it off and waxing soo much nicer.
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    Oh, my bad, I didnt know camaro's were supposed to be clean, I figured I was doing you a favor....









    see what I did there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doppelgänger View Post
    Houses with garage space for your car > you

    I love pulling into my nice 2-car when i'm done washing my car, it makes drying it off and waxing soo much nicer.
    Q4T

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziptied View Post
    Oh, my bad, I didnt know camaro's were supposed to be clean, I figured I was doing you a favor....









    see what I did there?
    Oh, my bad, I didn't know a 1jz in a 2jz OEM car doubled the value.





    see what I did there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    GOTA SEE HOW YOU KILL A YARD
    sprinkle a lil bit of this.....


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    Got asshurt cause I made a funny? cause thats all I see.

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    You haven't told anyone that those are my boobs in your avatar right? Wouldn't want people going crazy or anything...I know how you get jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    GOTA SEE HOW YOU KILL A YARD

    Buy a few bags of road salt and empty them out in a pile and spread it out to a layer about 1/4" thick. If your neighbor is dumb, he'll take a hose to it in which case the salt gets into the soil and kills all plants and nothing will regrow until the salt either seeps much further down (takes years) or the top layer of dirt is removed and replaced. Don't think you'll have the time/money to kill an entire yard, but you can couse some serious dead spots.

    If you want to be extra dick, spell something out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doppelgänger View Post
    Houses with garage space for your car > you

    I love pulling into my nice 2-car when i'm done washing my car, it makes drying it off and waxing soo much nicer.
    You = teh suck for having a garage. I have to park on the street.
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    QFT

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    I see what y'all did there
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    Oh, my bad, I didn't know a 1jz in a 2jz OEM car doubled the value.
    see what I did there?

    18x9 +24 18x10+22

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doppelgänger View Post
    Buy a few bags of road salt and empty them out in a pile and spread it out to a layer about 1/4" thick. If your neighbor is dumb, he'll take a hose to it in which case the salt gets into the soil and kills all plants and nothing will regrow until the salt either seeps much further down (takes years) or the top layer of dirt is removed and replaced. Don't think you'll have the time/money to kill an entire yard, but you can couse some serious dead spots.

    If you want to be extra dick, spell something out.
    OMG LOL ima draw a big smilie in his front yard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziptied View Post
    Got asshurt cause I made a funny? cause thats all I see.

    I made a funny back. If making a fun = asshurt, you're asshurt too
    '92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    I made a funny back. If making a fun = asshurt, you're asshurt too
    Totally, whenever your ready to lose to my 2x overpriced lexus, come to charleston. :boobies:

    I'd get some ammonia, that kills grass and its cheap.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Dollar View Post
    You haven't told anyone that those are my boobs in your avatar right? Wouldn't want people going crazy or anything...I know how you get jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doppelgänger View Post
    Buy a few bags of road salt and empty them out in a pile and spread it out to a layer about 1/4" thick. If your neighbor is dumb, he'll take a hose to it in which case the salt gets into the soil and kills all plants and nothing will regrow until the salt either seeps much further down (takes years) or the top layer of dirt is removed and replaced. Don't think you'll have the time/money to kill an entire yard, but you can couse some serious dead spots.

    If you want to be extra dick, spell something out.
    yall some grimy motherfuckers

    ps lulz at the 2jz/1jz comment
    didnt u pull the same stunt w/ your hatch evian?



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    EVERY GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME I WASH MY CAR, THE NEIGHBOR MOWS HIS LAWN THE NEXT DAY.


    THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?


    I love you, but omg i laughed.








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    It just rains after I wash my car. Like...THE NEXT DAY. It pisses me off!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    It just rains after I wash my car. Like...THE NEXT DAY. It pisses me off!!
    I haven't washed mine in a while. I might just do that saturday! :boobies:


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    Quote Originally Posted by teh bri View Post
    I haven't washed mine in a while. I might just do that saturday! :boobies:
    I haven't seen my car in a week

    I wish I could wash it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    I haven't seen my car in a week

    I wish I could wash it....
    get to work, growing my product

    18x9 +24 18x10+22

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    I haven't seen my car in a week

    I wish I could wash it....
    Awwwwwwwww!


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    Quote Originally Posted by lanning View Post
    get to work, growing my product
    lol I don't grow...I sell

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    lol I don't grow...I sell
    Thought u were gone?
    Jason..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.. View Post
    Thought u were gone?
    thats what she do in cali

    18x9 +24 18x10+22

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    Envy.

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    that, and you probably both have a the same schedule lol, you wash your car wednesdays, he cuts his grass on thursdays

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.. View Post
    Thought u were gone?
    I just got to work. So, I'm here again!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    GOTA SEE HOW YOU KILL A YARD
    salt













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    I got a bag of chips thrown at my car right after I washed mine.....fuck your rain and neighbors lawnmower
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