God damn I hate trashy people....I hope they all die.

[Doppelgänger]

I swear, I don't know why my "luck" beings me to tell such storied. I swear i'm not one of those 'got to have drama around me' people.....really. Why me?

Anyway.

So I leave the house for work and notice that I kinda need gas so I run down the street to the Mobil1 station since it's usually a few cents cheaper than the BP that is more "on my way" to work. So i'm sitting in the car while the worlds slowest pump attempts to give me 10 gallons (I literally listsned to 3 sonts..Linkin Park, Muse, Local-H....in the time it took this pump to fill up. Anway. So I see this stumbling scroungy white guy come walking into the gas station lot. Min you I am the only at the pump so go figure I can tell he is heading my way, but I pretend like I am typing a text and looking down at my phone. So this POS stands at my pass. window and starts yelling, but I don't look over....until he starts knocking on my window quite hard.

Oh hell no.

So I do look over and point while sternly say "do NOT touch this vehicle" to which he starts getting an attitude, "Who the fvck are you? Who do you think YOU are pointing at? Fvuck YOU!!" he starts yelling at me....and starts to walk around to the driver's side. Noting this, I quietly lock my door. So now i've got this sub-scum excuse of livving tissue stand at my door yelling various words and stuff and i'm looking forward just pretending he isn't there. Yeah, that was no problem until this motherfvcker starts making multiple attempts to open my door. Oh fuvk this. I hit 911 (but didn't dial..yet) on the phone, which only gets him going even more. He takes the bag of chips he is eating and throws them at my window and starts spelling his name out "Cristopher Coffman...yeah..tells those motherfvckers who I am, I don't care". I'm assuming that's how his name would be spelled as he attempted to draw two "C"s on my wondow while saying this. So now i'm in a situation I really don't care to be in. I could either open the door very quickly and knock him over and start beating the sh!t out of him, or hope he just goes away...but waiting longer could result in him damaging my car because he is obviously not afraid to get hands-on.

I wait it out.

So he finally walks off and goes and lays down on this old, ratty-ass couch that is in front of the gas station but is watching my like a frigging hawk. So by now, the pump is finally done, which means I have to get out of my car. I do, but with a quickness and then proceed to start to drive off. I turn around just to make sure he isn't coming back over and I see him bending over, get up, turn around and start throwing stuff at my car.
At this point, I do actually connect to 911 and reposrt the situation.

I really wish some people would die a slow, agonizing death....involving some kinda partial paralysis. Maybe he will get hit by a truck and thrown down in a ditch and the driver of the truck will keep on driving......

[quickdodge®]

That's a fucking insane situation. I hate when this kind of shit happens to me. You're sitting there not bothering anyone, biding your time and all and the gas pump pumps slowly anyway. Sucked to be you at that station.Later, QD.

[EM1toEVO]

That's a fucking insane situation. I hate when this kind of shit happens to me. You're sitting there not bothering anyone, biding your time and all and the gas pump pumps slowly anyway. Sucked to be you at that station.Later, QD.

So true! Slow gas pumps are so annoying.

[MeFryRice]

I would have went with Option 1 and beat the hell out of him. That's just me though. I can't stand trashy people.

[Doppelgänger]

Who knows what would have happened if I hadn't decided to lock my door though. But if I hadn't and thing that would have happened to him would have been well justified...including if he had ended up under my car.

[Jecht]

The guy probably has some mental problems.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Damn, sorry to hear that. Atleast he didn't do more damage.

I had something happen to me the other day.

I was getting into the turning lane and the light was red and there were already two cars stopped at the light so I am braking. This dip shit decided to wait to the last second to cut across all lanes to get into the turning lane and I guess he had to brake harder because I was already braking. Well the light takes forever so I am looking down texting and just listening to music. My windows are also up. I just happened to look up and in my rear view mirror and see this clown reversing. I thought he was going to get back over to go straight but he like pulls up next to me in the other lane yelling. Don't have a clue what he was yelling because my windows were up. Well then he like cuts in front of me with half his van hanging out into the other lane. He has his head hanging out of the window still yelling about who knows what. At this point I am angered because I don't even know why he is acting like a fruit cake. Well I gave him the middle finger. He opened his door like he was going to get out. I like shook my hand in a motion like get back in your fucking car dumbass. Well he is still yelling out the window. Finally the light turns green and we turn. He tried to brake check me, didn't work. He flys up on this Benz and slams on his brakes. I kept going straight so he didn't see what complex I turned into. Well he gets into a turning lane to turn into a complex so he is slowing down and now I am next to him, passing him and he like swerved like he was going to get back over and almost hit me, I had to swerve into the other lane some to avoid him and thankfully no one was coming in the other lane. AND TO THIS DAY, I STILL DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE WAS ACTING LIKE THAT.

[Jecht]

Damn, sorry to hear that. Atleast he didn't do more damage.

I had something happen to me the other day.

I was getting into the turning lane and the light was red and there were already two cars stopped at the light so I am braking. This dip shit decided to wait to the last second to cut across all lanes to get into the turning lane and I guess he had to brake harder because I was already braking. Well the light takes forever so I am looking down texting and just listening to music. My windows are also up. I just happened to look up and in my rear view mirror and see this clown reversing. I thought he was going to get back over to go straight but he like pulls up next to me in the other lane yelling. Don't have a clue what he was yelling because my windows were up. Well then he like cuts in front of me with half his van hanging out into the other lane. He has his head hanging out of the window still yelling about who knows what. At this point I am angered because I don't even know why he is acting like a fruit cake. Well I gave him the middle finger. He opened his door like he was going to get out. I like shook my hand in a motion like get back in your fucking car dumbass. Well he is still yelling out the window. Finally the light turns green and we turn. He tried to brake check me, didn't work. He flys up on this Benz and slams on his brakes. I kept going straight so he didn't see what complex I turned into. Well he gets into a turning lane to turn into a complex so he is slowing down and now I am next to him, passing him and he like swerved like he was going to get back over and almost hit me, I had to swerve into the other lane some to avoid him and thankfully no one was coming in the other lane. AND TO THIS DAY, I STILL DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE WAS ACTING LIKE THAT.

Atlanta drivers = angry and aggressive.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Atlanta drivers = angry and aggressive.

I was like terrified because nothing brought on an arguement, he just started acting like an idiot and he had kids in the car. I literally started crying like a little baby when I got home, because what if he had a gun or something...I didn't even do anything to anger him until I gave him the finger.

[Jecht]

I was like terrified because nothing brought on an arguement, he just started acting like an idiot and he had kids in the car. I literally started crying like a little baby when I got home, because what if he had a gun or something...I didn't even do anything to anger him until I gave him the finger.

Best thing to do is just ignore them and drive off. If they follow you, just drive around til they tire of it. Everyone around Atlanta has probably had a random driver get angry at them some time or another.

[bowdown201]

Best thing to do is just ignore them and drive off. If they follow you, just drive around til they tire of it. Everyone around Atlanta has probably had a random driver get angry at them some time or another.

lol I had a 70+ year old lady shoot me the bird one time cause me and my buddy smiled and waved at her at a stop light one day. It was pretty funy

[bowdown201]

I know you said your not 1 for confrontation...but FUCK THAT! My temper is too short to deal with shit like that. Props I guess for containing your temper.

[98blackcivic]

I know you said your not 1 for confrontation...but FUCK THAT! My temper is too short to deal with shit like that.

X2

[Doppelgänger]

I really don't want to carry... but if this shit can happen once..it can happen again.

[jcs]

I really don't want to carry... but if this shit can happen once..it can happen again.

get a a permit to carry a concealed weapon and they wont fuck around with you....

[Doppelgänger]

I've come to the conclusion that I have waaaaay to much patience.

Sucks someone would be like that. He probably thought you were brake checking him :facepalm:

Hell, I almost got hit by some dumb hoe who ran the hell out of a red light in Buckhead..I did turn around and chaser her down...and when I caught her, I didn't spout off, but I sternly said she needed to watch where she was going....but the look on my face probably scared her enough.

[ilovemyhonda.]

I am really happy my son wasn't in the car when this happened.

I didn't want him to see what complex I turned in, so I waited for him to turn and kept driving and then turned around and went home.

[AnthonyF]

Directions to his house...I mean..his gas station...er r..the gas station you went to?

Anyone have any paintball guns?

-Ant.

[bowdown201]

Anyone have any paintball guns?

-Ant.

Too bad you dont have the train horns anymore

[AnthonyF]

Too bad you dont have the train horns anymore

DAMN!!! That would have been fantastic. Roll up all incognito while he's sleeping on his door step...DAYUM!

-Ant.

[Jecht]

DAMN!!! That would have been fantastic. Roll up all incognito while he's sleeping on his door step...DAYUM!

-Ant.

The videos of people with train horns messing with others always crack me up. Maybe I should get a train horn setup for the Miata and surprise the hell out of SUVs who cut me off.

[Jecht]

Directions to his house...I mean..his gas station...er r..the gas station you went to?

Anyone have any paintball guns?

-Ant.

Lol

Go on a man hunt, paintball style.

[Doppelgänger]

Directions to his house...I mean..his gas station...er r..the gas station you went to?

Anyone have any paintball guns?

-Ant.

Marathon/Mobil1 @ Savoy and N. Ptree next to 285 in Dunwoody. Have fun.

[LvnBoOst]

Marathon/Mobil1 @ Savoy and N. Ptree next to 285 in Dunwoody. Have fun.

Eww. I work kinda close to there. I hate this area....atleast more once you get in Norcross I hate stopping to get gas while I am working, especially Buford Highway.

[quickdodge®]

I was walking into Wal-Mart a year or so ago to get a few things before going home from work and I saw a couple of dudes standing outside the door talking about how they needed to sell some shit to get money to pay back someone. When I walked out, they were still out there and I went on my way to my car. I get in and go to close the door and I can't. I look and there is one of the dudes in between my door and car so I can't close it. Here is the exact exchange:

He: Hey man, you're going to give me everything you have.
Me: What?
He: Gimme everything you got.

I had my right hand over near the passenger seat so I slowly reached under my center console and pulled out my strap and quickly put the gun to his forehead.

Me: Dude, this is all I have. You're welcome to it, though.

He immediately backed off and said "why's it gotta be like that?" I asked him why he wasn't running yet since I was giving him a chance. That was the last I saw of him. Later, QD.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Gangsta!

[SPOOLIN]

this is why the .40 is always with me.

[Nemesis]

Wow that really sucks man, but thats why I carry now.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Omg georgie stop.... your sig omg omg omg

[xxbckiexx]

ID'VE PULLED MY NINE AND BUSSACAP.

Got out the car and been like;

"Ayo mane you won."

"Won what??"

"The wet T-shirt contest mutha*****!!".



JK, i dunno what i would do unless i was in that situation. More than likely when he got to my passenger window i would of told him to go away. If he didn't i would get my gun, dont know if that dudes got a knife or something. You did the right thing staying in the car.

[ilovemyhonda.]

wow... lol just wow

[AnthonyF]

It took me a second to get the "wet t-shirt competition"

-Ant.

[ilovemyhonda.]

It took me a second to get the "wet t-shirt competition"

-Ant.

slow as fug ant!

[BluesClues]

If I were you, I can imagine me freaking out calling the police crying and all lol. I would have been scared shitless. That's the type of stuff you see in movies lol

[JDMbabe]

if i were you i would have beat the sh!t outta that MF!

[BluesClues]

I see a lot of people say they would have beat the shit out of that person, but I'm curious to know, how many would actually do it. Probably not as many But that's just my opinion (and somewhat factual) lol Hell, I know I would be crying lol

[bowdown201]

I see a lot of people say they would have beat the shit out of that person, but I'm curious to know, how many would actually do it. Probably not as many But that's just my opinion (and somewhat factual) lol Hell, I know I would be crying lol

In all honesty I really probably would have

You can never really tell the outcome of a fight, but he would have def gotten punched in the face.

[JDMbabe]

hahah i got some nerve. i wish someone would. me being a girl i guess i wouldnt try and beat a dudes ass but a chick... of course.

[Doppelgänger]

Unfortunately, I can only assume he was drunk. He could have also been mental, which could be just as, if not more, dangerous. Given my position of being in a low car and him being outside the door in standing position, without a firearm I did not have the advantage right off the bat

Now if a motherfvcker would have walked behind my car, I wouldn't feel bad backing up and parking right over him until the police got there.

[Maverick]

keep a bat in your car, lay the hurt next time, its self defense