Theres a girl in my bed right now...

**.blank cd** · 02-19-2008, 06:20 AM

Call me gay if you want. but im on IA. Why? I dunno, maybe its cause im too damn nice. This girl i've been talking to got drunk tonight for her birthday. I mean plastered. She told her parents she wasnt coming home and told her friends she was coming home w/ me. So i bring her here and procede to take her to my room and show her my california king size bed. I tell her to go to sleep and call me if she needs anything and that i was gonna be on the computer. So here i am....

/rant

discuss

**nsany(atl)** · 02-19-2008, 06:22 AM

trust me make the move, being nice never get's you anywhere until you are over 30 looking for a wife.

**.blank cd** · 02-19-2008, 06:27 AM

yeah i know it now. It might be too late to make a move. Shes dead asleep

**Gutling** · 02-19-2008, 06:32 AM

lol perfect time, you tube that ish

2.3 Evo 8 · 02-19-2008, 07:02 AM

In your bed?

Check her pulse!

**Elbow** · 02-19-2008, 07:22 AM

$5?

**The Ninja** · 02-19-2008, 07:41 AM

WAKE HER THE **** UP!

**3.5altman** · 02-19-2008, 07:47 AM

I bet when she wakes up, she'll be thinking! dayumm I wish I had some ****

**1000cckiller** · 02-19-2008, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by 3.5altman

I bet when she wakes up, she'll be thinking! dayumm I wish I had some ****

i WOULD HAVE BEAT DA BRAKES OFF DAT PVSSY.

**bigdare23** · 02-19-2008, 08:30 AM

what are you waiting for?

**Got Milk?** · 02-19-2008, 08:43 AM

you sir fail at life. your gay

**HeLLo iM iZzY** · 02-19-2008, 08:44 AM

Srsly.

**redrumracer** · 02-19-2008, 08:48 AM

yep gay

**Sammich** · 02-19-2008, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG

i WOULD HAVE BEAT DA BRAKES OFF DAT PVSSY.

x2

she's prolly pissed at him for not raping her while she was asleep..you lose cool points even if your car is hot lol

**hondachik** · 02-19-2008, 08:59 AM

alcohol = females get extremely horny

she's probably wishing right now she had some long king kong inside of her vagina. go in there, pretend u care about if she's okay or not, and start rubbing on her and wtf ever u do to get girls in the move. $1.50 I bet she gives it up.

**jumpin800agl** · 02-19-2008, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by hondachik

alcohol = females get extremely horny

she's probably wishing right now she had some long king kong inside of her vagina. go in there, pretend u care about if she's okay or not, and start rubbing on her and wtf ever u do to get girls in the move. $1.50 I bet she gives it up.

i highly doubt she planned on coming home with you because you have a comfortable bed. She could get that anywhere.

**hondachik** · 02-19-2008, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by jumpin800agl

i highly doubt she planned on coming home with you because you have a comfortable bed. She could get that anywhere.

um..she didn't come home with me.

**Sammich** · 02-19-2008, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by hondachik

alcohol = females get extremely horny

she's probably wishing right now she had some long king kong inside of her vagina. go in there, pretend u care about if she's okay or not, and start rubbing on her and wtf ever u do to get girls in the move. $1.50 I bet she gives it up.

SO EXPLAIN WHY HE WOULD WANA GO IN THERE IF HE LACKED THE LONG KING KONG?

**hondachik** · 02-19-2008, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by phatboislim

SO EXPLAIN WHY HE WOULD WANA GO IN THERE IF HE LACKED THE LONG KING KONG?

oooo well in that case, he should just keep posting about her & continue surfin IA. Lol.

**Echonova** · 02-19-2008, 09:17 AM

I want your Man-card on my desk by noon. You are hereby suspended, pending a full investigation of this matter.

BTW: Drunk girls like it ITB.

**Echonova** · 02-19-2008, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by Echonova

BTW: Drunk girls like it ITB.

True story.

**Sammich** · 02-19-2008, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by hondachik

oooo well in that case, he should just keep posting about her & continue surfin IA. Lol.

I want your Man-card on my desk by noon. You are hereby suspended, pending a full investigation of this matter.

i have the fire getting hot so we can burn his card

BTW: Drunk girls like it ITB.

tr00f

**hondachik** · 02-19-2008, 09:22 AM

wait...he hasn't posted in a while. he's got to be doin her, or either he already did:idb:

**Sammich** · 02-19-2008, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by hondachik

wait...he hasn't posted in a while. he's got to be doin her, or either he already did:idb:

no he just raised her shirt to expose a nipple and he's wackin it

**ZeDFuNk** · 02-19-2008, 09:34 AM

don't take advantage and sex her, just do a little foreplay. she'll thank you for not ****ing her later.

**Sammich** · 02-19-2008, 09:38 AM

^spoken like a fag..follow your penis...not your heart

**AnthonyF** · 02-19-2008, 09:56 AM

ur a nice guy, big deal. I prob would have done the same. If you worked her too hard she prob would have thrown up on you. lol.

**imbosile** · 02-19-2008, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by phatboislim

^spoken like a fag..follow your penis...not your heart

**Sammich** · 02-19-2008, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0

ur a nice guy, big deal. I prob would have done the same. If you worked her too hard she prob would have thrown up on you. lol.

ant...wtf...first you say i make your peni grow..now this..whats going on are u taking estrogen pills..again?

**redrumracer** · 02-19-2008, 10:02 AM

**AnthonyF** · 02-19-2008, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by phatboislim

ant...wtf...first you say i make your peni grow..now this..whats going on are u taking estrogen pills..again?

im a nice guy, what can I say? Just how i roll. Is it always the best solution? no.

**Sammich** · 02-19-2008, 10:03 AM

we need to send u back to JERK UNIVERSITY

**badboi706** · 02-19-2008, 10:08 AM

fag grow a d!ck and 2 balls

**Sammich** · 02-19-2008, 10:10 AM

^^lol +15 to the newb for using growth hormones lol

**SixSquared** · 02-19-2008, 10:12 AM

wow. props to being nice... banging ****faced plastered drunk girls is FTL.. all they will do is vomit all over you. However, when she wakes up, make her breakfast and serve it with a side of donkey punch.

**BobbyFresco** · 02-19-2008, 10:13 AM

I'm disappointed by the OP's behavior..........
Drunk girls will almost always give it up and if she doesn't, she's not drunk
enough yet.....

My motto: Fuk first, ask questions later...

**AnthonyF** · 02-19-2008, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by phatboislim

we need to send u back to JERK UNIVERSITY

lol. trust me, ask kayfunk...i can be a straight d*ck to girls, but not in a good way. lol its so much fun

**Sammich** · 02-19-2008, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by xPhantomSilviax

wow. props to being nice... banging ****faced plastered drunk girls is FTL.. all they will do is vomit all over you. However, when she wakes up, make her breakfast and serve it with a side of donkey punch.

**Nissan Sean** · 02-19-2008, 10:16 AM

atleast feel her up, that way you get a lil somethin t remember, she wont . she will probably highly apprecaite you being a gentleman and reward you sober, later.

either that or she want the co ck and your not giving it to her. (sean doesn't mind lending a helping hand) lol

**Sammich** · 02-19-2008, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by StuntallDay

I'm disappointed by the OP's behavior..........
Drunk girls will almost always give it up and if she doesn't, she's not drunk
enough yet.....

My motto: Fuk first, ask questions later...

LOLOL

lol. trust me, ask kayfunk...i can be a straight d*ck to girls, but not in a good way. lol its so much fun

well in this case u just got fired lolol dont pull that stunt again

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