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  1. 02-19-2008, 06:20 AM #1
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    Default Theres a girl in my bed right now...

    Call me gay if you want. but im on IA. Why? I dunno, maybe its cause im too damn nice. This girl i've been talking to got drunk tonight for her birthday. I mean plastered. She told her parents she wasnt coming home and told her friends she was coming home w/ me. So i bring her here and procede to take her to my room and show her my california king size bed. I tell her to go to sleep and call me if she needs anything and that i was gonna be on the computer. So here i am....

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  2. 02-19-2008, 06:22 AM #2
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    trust me make the move, being nice never get's you anywhere until you are over 30 looking for a wife.
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    yeah i know it now. It might be too late to make a move. Shes dead asleep

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  5. 02-19-2008, 07:02 AM #5
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    In your bed?

    Check her pulse!
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    WAKE HER THE **** UP!
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    I bet when she wakes up, she'll be thinking! dayumm I wish I had some ****
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3.5altman
    I bet when she wakes up, she'll be thinking! dayumm I wish I had some ****
    i WOULD HAVE BEAT DA BRAKES OFF DAT PVSSY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    i WOULD HAVE BEAT DA BRAKES OFF DAT PVSSY.
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    she's prolly pissed at him for not raping her while she was asleep..you lose cool points even if your car is hot lol



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    alcohol = females get extremely horny

    she's probably wishing right now she had some long king kong inside of her vagina. go in there, pretend u care about if she's okay or not, and start rubbing on her and wtf ever u do to get girls in the move. $1.50 I bet she gives it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    alcohol = females get extremely horny

    she's probably wishing right now she had some long king kong inside of her vagina. go in there, pretend u care about if she's okay or not, and start rubbing on her and wtf ever u do to get girls in the move. $1.50 I bet she gives it up.
    i highly doubt she planned on coming home with you because you have a comfortable bed. She could get that anywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    alcohol = females get extremely horny

    she's probably wishing right now she had some long king kong inside of her vagina. go in there, pretend u care about if she's okay or not, and start rubbing on her and wtf ever u do to get girls in the move. $1.50 I bet she gives it up.
    SO EXPLAIN WHY HE WOULD WANA GO IN THERE IF HE LACKED THE LONG KING KONG?



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    you sir fail at life. your gay
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    yep gay
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    I want your Man-card on my desk by noon. You are hereby suspended, pending a full investigation of this matter.


    BTW: Drunk girls like it ITB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    BTW: Drunk girls like it ITB.
    True story.
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    Someone give me the notes on this, to many pages... Did he **** her? Any pics? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I want your Man-card on my desk by noon. You are hereby suspended, pending a full investigation of this matter.


    BTW: Drunk girls like it ITB.

    lol...you heard the man; turn in your man card!

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    don't take advantage and sex her, just do a little foreplay. she'll thank you for not ****ing her later.
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    ^spoken like a fag..follow your penis...not your heart



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    ^spoken like a fag..follow your penis...not your heart
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    ^spoken like a fag..follow your penis...not your heart


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    ur a nice guy, big deal. I prob would have done the same. If you worked her too hard she prob would have thrown up on you. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0
    ur a nice guy, big deal. I prob would have done the same. If you worked her too hard she prob would have thrown up on you. lol.
    ant...wtf...first you say i make your peni grow..now this..whats going on are u taking estrogen pills..again?



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    ant...wtf...first you say i make your peni grow..now this..whats going on are u taking estrogen pills..again?
    im a nice guy, what can I say? Just how i roll. Is it always the best solution? no.
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    we need to send u back to JERK UNIVERSITY



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    I'm disappointed by the OP's behavior..........
    Drunk girls will almost always give it up and if she doesn't, she's not drunk
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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    I'm disappointed by the OP's behavior..........
    Drunk girls will almost always give it up and if she doesn't, she's not drunk
    enough yet.....

    My motto: Fuk first, ask questions later...
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    lol. trust me, ask kayfunk...i can be a straight d*ck to girls, but not in a good way. lol its so much fun
    well in this case u just got fired lolol dont pull that stunt again



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    we need to send u back to JERK UNIVERSITY
    lol. trust me, ask kayfunk...i can be a straight d*ck to girls, but not in a good way. lol its so much fun
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    ^^lol +15 to the newb for using growth hormones lol



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    wow. props to being nice... banging ****faced plastered drunk girls is FTL.. all they will do is vomit all over you. However, when she wakes up, make her breakfast and serve it with a side of donkey punch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSilviax
    wow. props to being nice... banging ****faced plastered drunk girls is FTL.. all they will do is vomit all over you. However, when she wakes up, make her breakfast and serve it with a side of donkey punch.




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    atleast feel her up, that way you get a lil somethin t remember, she wont . she will probably highly apprecaite you being a gentleman and reward you sober, later.


    either that or she want the co ck and your not giving it to her. (sean doesn't mind lending a helping hand) lol
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    wow she came over there to get a little something, and you give her nothing. Should of atleast lent her your Dildo since you obvisouly have a vagina, least she would have gotten something, unless of course ur using it while surfing IA while a drunk horny girls in your bed....

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    Moral of the story:


    Don't post your personal shyt on IA ie. RedGT and secondly,
    never pass up on intoxicated poon laying in your bed........
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