My bowels just moved for the first time in 5 days.
Discuss.
My bowels just moved for the first time in 5 days.
Discuss.
congratulations mine moved yesterday for the first time in a week.Originally Posted by TheGodfather
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #10Originally Posted by AlanŽ
well keep the penis out and you can make more..lol j/kOriginally Posted by TheGodfather
yeah i gave birth to a demon child lastnight after not going for like 4 days
Yeah it was easily the best part of my night.
It felt like those shampoo commercials with everyone moaning, except not as good as sex, but very very close.
^^he he thats funny!
Tuned by Lil Ray Ray's
There was some red mixed it in though.
Damn, should have taken a pic.
Do it again and report back.Originally Posted by TheGodfather
Dude, I don't have to go again.Originally Posted by sögoodM3
Too soon.
I fear it will be another long 5 days.![]()
some red.....oh no
Tuned by Lil Ray Ray's
**** you then skank.Originally Posted by TheGodfather
Go drive your bitchmobile into that slutty old Florida ocean.
Your sig says it all...
2004 Audi A4
**** YOU AND THE WHOLE STATE OF GEORGIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by sögoodM3
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...runs away.
dude word on that.Originally Posted by TheGodfather
BUT YOUR CAR'S STILL A FLAMING PIECE OF SLUTTY **** YOU COCKCODDLER.
Yeah I know right.Originally Posted by GuessWho
LOL! Well played.Originally Posted by TheGodfather
Thank you sir.Originally Posted by sögoodM3
Maybe he should call you for a nightcap?
Only if he has deep pockets.Originally Posted by TheGodfather
**** ain't cheap, son.
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OMGPLEASEOriginally Posted by TheGodfather
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Wow this thread went from erotic to homoerotic very quickly.
You tend to do that to threads with your overly flaming homosexualityOriginally Posted by TheGodfather
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Dude I'm going to rape you.Originally Posted by sögoodM3
Point proven, thanksss.Originally Posted by TheGodfather
Btw, I just forwarded your message to your local authorities, along with mine. Don't drop the soap *****.
Dude, party foul times 1 million.Originally Posted by sögoodM3
Yeah i know right...Originally Posted by TheGodfather
2004 Audi A4
Originally Posted by GuessWho
Oh I see what you did there. Taking what I said about my sig after your comment, then using it again within the thread.
You are one smart cookie.
pics or it didn't happen...Originally Posted by TheGodfather
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
this thread is ****ing hilarious
Sh!t (hahah I said the poo word) I should have taken pics, it was brown and red and smelled like death.Originally Posted by hondachik
But it fealt like victory.
so then...it didn't happenOriginally Posted by TheGodfather
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I need proof next time sir.![]()
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
Dude, wtf. I though I smelled somethin terrible last night, **** stunk up half of Tampa.
DamnOriginally Posted by hondachik
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And yeah R3, sorry bout that man. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
Thank you!Originally Posted by ironchef
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Done Blown out your O Rings LOL
BEST THREAD EVER.
MATT, YOU F*CKING WIN.
BUY MY NEW BOOK! ITS CALLED, IF YOU LIKE IMPORTANTLANTA THERE'S A STRONG CHANCE YOU'RE A FAGGOT
Hahahah, thanks Jozef.Originally Posted by coolcat