My bowels just moved for the first time in 5 days.
Discuss.
ATTN IA: VERY IMPORTANT NEWS!
My bowels just moved for the first time in 5 days.
Discuss.
congratulations mine moved yesterday for the first time in a week.Originally Posted by TheGodfather
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #10
Good job! Theres nothing like a relaxing crap.
well keep the penis out and you can make more..lol j/k
yeah i gave birth to a demon child lastnight after not going for like 4 days
Yeah it was easily the best part of my night.
It felt like those shampoo commercials with everyone moaning, except not as good as sex, but very very close.
LL
^^he he thats funny!
Tuned by Lil Ray Ray's
There was some red mixed it in though.
Damn, should have taken a pic.
Do it again and report back.
Dude, I don't have to go again.
Too soon.
I fear it will be another long 5 days.
**** you then skank.Dude, I don't have to go again.
Too soon.
I fear it will be another long 5 days.
Go drive your bitchmobile into that slutty old Florida ocean.
**** YOU AND THE WHOLE STATE OF GEORGIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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...runs away.
some red.....oh no
Tuned by Lil Ray Ray's
Your sig says it all...
2004 Audi A4
Yeah I know right.
LOL! Well played.
Thank you sir.
Maybe he should call you for a nightcap?
Only if he has deep pockets.Thank you sir.
Maybe he should call you for a nightcap?
**** ain't cheap, son.
Wow this thread went from erotic to homoerotic very quickly.
You tend to do that to threads with your overly flaming homosexuality
Dude I'm going to rape you.You tend to do that to threads with your overly flaming homosexuality
Point proven, thanksss.
Btw, I just forwarded your message to your local authorities, along with mine. Don't drop the soap *****.
Dude, party foul times 1 million.
Yeah i know right...
2004 Audi A4
Oh I see what you did there. Taking what I said about my sig after your comment, then using it again within the thread.
You are one smart cookie.
Oh no
this thread is ****ing hilarious
pics or it didn't happen...
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
Sh!t (hahah I said the poo word) I should have taken pics, it was brown and red and smelled like death.
But it fealt like victory.
so then...it didn't happen
I need proof next time sir.
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
Damnso then...it didn't happen
I need proof next time sir.
And yeah R3, sorry bout that man. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
Dude, wtf. I though I smelled somethin terrible last night, **** stunk up half of Tampa.
Thank you!
Done Blown out your O Rings LOL
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MATT, YOU F*CKING WIN.
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Hahahah, thanks Jozef.
keep it one way (exit) only, and you'll be a little more regular......
EVERYONE CHECK THIS OUT LOL
http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V2190
just watch it takes a min
At the start of English class, the teacher asked the students to use the word, definitely, in a sentence.
Little Timmy raised his hand. The teacher pointed and said, “Yes, Timmy, can you use the word definitely in a sentence?”
Little Timmy stood and said, “The grass is definitely green.”
The teacher shook her head and replied, “No Timmy, sometimes the sun is so hot, it browns the grass, so the grass is not definitely green.”
Little Susie raised her hand and said, “The sky is definitely blue.”
“No Susie, sometimes there are clouds in the sky. So the sky is not definitely blue,” the teacher stated.
Little Johnny raised his hand.
“Yes, Johnny, can you use the word definitely in a sentence?”
“Um, well … when you break wind, does it have chunks in it?” Johnny asked as he squirmed in his seat.
“No,” the teacher replied.
Little Johnny stood and said, “Then may I be excused, because I have definitely just Shlt on myself.”
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