You ever notice...

[Ran]

...that when you're driving and you really gotta take a dump, it gets 1000% worse as soon as you park the car? It's like your body says, "Sweet, we're stopped! Potty time!" but doesn't give you a chance to get to the pot. WTF bowels?

I was just asking because I ate at the Varsity Meet last night and had to haul @ss home to let one rip. I couldn't get there in time so I stopped by a QT and as soon as I parked the car, I about blasted the leather seats in my Mustang.

Anyone else get this problem?

[Justin.]

always seems the closer you get to home, the worse it gets.

[Doppelgänger]

You flucking retard....what did we tell you last night?

[Ran]

You flucking retard....what did we tell you last night?

I still <3 Varsity's chili dogs.

[stillaneon]

x2. I didnt even see you there. Maybe next time. I will be driving my car next month

[Ran]

x2. I didnt even see you there. Maybe next time. I will be driving my car next month

I left at about 9:10 so you might have missed me if you got there later. Me and George tend to park in the same spot every month. Inside corner on the first row next to the big@ss bus lot.

[Killer]

...that when you're driving and you really gotta take a dump, it gets 1000% worse as soon as you park the car? It's like your body says, "Sweet, we're stopped! Potty time!" but doesn't give you a chance to get to the pot. WTF bowels?

I was just asking because I ate at the Varsity Meet last night and had to haul @ss home to let one rip. I couldn't get there in time so I stopped by a QT and as soon as I parked the car, I about blasted the leather seats in my Mustang.

Anyone else get this problem?

or how bout when you're in the stall of the nastiest bathroom.. and you just gotta wipe the seat... or throw some T on that b1tch.... you franticly start undoing your pants and you're @$$hole just goes ape sh1t on you!!!! lol

[Ran]

or how bout when you're in the stall of the nastiest bathroom.. and you just gotta wipe the seat... or throw some T on that b1tch.... you franticly start undoing your pants and you're @$$hole just goes ape sh1t on you!!!! lol

[stillaneon]

I left about 8:45

I saw Georges Car. just must have missed yours

[Ran]

I left about 8:45

I saw Georges Car. just must have missed yours

...I was parked right across from it. It would be the big, bright red Mustang. lol

[Sammich]

do like i always do...wear depends..

[Ran]

do like i always do...wear depends..

Okay Brett.

[NAIZBST]

always seems the closer you get to home, the worse it gets.

yes

[Ran]

LOL @ These jokers getting all serious

[Sammich]

Okay Brett.

i am not brett..just sometimes u get tired of running to the bathroom...so u just...wear depends

[RandomGuy]

or yeah when its extreme turtoise head-ing alllll day...... and as you're driving home its progressing and progressing, drawing brown portraits on your boxers, building more and more pressure, its a pain to get the key in teh door... you open the door and right as you step in all of the extremeness goes away...

[Sammich]

LOL @ RG explaining the tr00f

[Jecht]

You flucking retard....what did we tell you last night?

I think he missed the conversation with BlankCD about that because he and Nemesis had already gone inside to eat.