Quote Originally Posted by Ran
...that when you're driving and you really gotta take a dump, it gets 1000% worse as soon as you park the car? It's like your body says, "Sweet, we're stopped! Potty time!" but doesn't give you a chance to get to the pot. WTF bowels?

I was just asking because I ate at the Varsity Meet last night and had to haul @ss home to let one rip. I couldn't get there in time so I stopped by a QT and as soon as I parked the car, I about blasted the leather seats in my Mustang.

Anyone else get this problem?
or how bout when you're in the stall of the nastiest bathroom.. and you just gotta wipe the seat... or throw some T on that b1tch.... you franticly start undoing your pants and you're @$$hole just goes ape sh1t on you!!!! lol