You know you got to Peachtree Ridge when...
- You know that "nothing good happens after midnight"
- You've been to more study groups than keggers
- You can speak Korean and half the school understands
- The Asians are either smart as hell or dumb as shit
- You've avoided Ms. Cass because your shirt is only 2 fingers wide
- Our fencing team could kick your fencing teams ass
- Most house parties are a gathering of about 10 to 12 people sitting on their ass drinking
- Sidelines is the place to go after a Friday night game
- You know Saturday at Discover Mills is Blacks Only Night
- The poorest kid can afford a Rolex
- The only time you see a Mexican is mowing the front law...or getting suspended
- True Rednecks own the brand new Ford F-150
- They'll call your house and give a recorded message to your parents, telling them that you've been absent "from one or more class"...even though you've never been absent
-The fencing team could kick the football team's ass
- The cheerleaders are more successful than the football team
- Freshman can only be found in side the Academy
- You've gotten silent lunch in high school because of your tardies
- You've ruined your Saturday mornings with 4 hour Saturday School because of your tardies
- You know that PRIDE (homeroom) is an excuse to get out of class
- The "Lions Den" refers to 4 completely different places
- You get excited for the ROAR (the school's newspaper) because you get to see the 5,000,000 flyers that tell you that it's coming
- You can score ANY pill at school but have to wait weeks for weed.
- The favorite memory of last football season was the riot
- You've seen the principal (Dr. Kahrs) twice in your life...and that's all you'll ever see
- Whenever you hear the Dr. Kahrs come on, he always sounds like someone died
- Pretty much the only time you hear Dr. Kahrs voice is when someone dies
- At least one of your friends parents work for the school
- Block schedule lets you double up on the classes you fail
- Kids can wreck their $50,000 car and drive their daddy's Hummer to school the next day.
- A real gothic kid is as rare as...I don't know what? There just aren't any...really.
- You've seriously considered a class trip to a foreign country (edit on this one, you have taken a class trip to a foreign country)




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