Unless there are good-looking, sexually-repressed, vulnerable, rebellious christian girls im not coming. Wait....it's church of course they have those there. But they have to be over 21 and under 150lbs Geoff, not those fatties in the homepage pictures of that link to your church you put up before.
None! of these girls... and your church looks (how should I say) to "redneck" for me. I'm too much of a city boy.