all this Jesus talk is really bumming me out, what does any of this have with praising the deep dark one?
If you want to get an introduction to the Satanic archetype, look at Goethe and Lord Byron's Prometheus:
"Here I sit, I form humans
After my own image;
A race, to be like me,
To sorrow, to weep,
To enjoy and delight itself,
And to heed you not at all –
Like Me!"
"Thy Godlike crime was to be kind,
To render with thy precepts less
The sum of human wretchedness,
And strengthen Man with his own mind "
here are some Satanic Alters I found, Praise the goat!