View Poll Results: How long do you take to pee?

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  • 2-4 Seconds

    1 1.30%
  • 5-6 Seconds

    4 5.19%
  • 7-10 Seconds

    12 15.58%
  • 10-15 Seconds

    14 18.18%
  • 16-20 Seconds

    16 20.78%
  • Over 20 Seconds

    9 11.69%
  • over 30 seconds

    6 7.79%
  • over 1 minute

    15 19.48%
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Thread: how long do you take to pee ???

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    Default How Long Do You Take To Pee?

    ^^^

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    About half an hour.

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    you remember the first Austin Powers Movie?

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    Ight man, these threads are outta control now....oh and somewhere around the 15-20 second on average.

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    ok them majority of people pee for 1 minute. that's a lie,

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinT707
    ok them majority of people pee for 1 minute. that's a lie,
    No it isn't!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    you remember the first Austin Powers Movie?
    evacuation process compl, com, com...

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    if ive been drinking....prob a minute....normally around 15-20 secs

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    man some times are better than others...

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    not sure i cant see because that shit hangs all the way down in the water BBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRRRR its cold


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    dang dude you must be like 5 foot tall....


    lol when you have to brag about it it's not true...remember that...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by civichatch95
    not sure i cant see because that shit hangs all the way down in the water BBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRRRR its cold
    lmao that made me laugh... the bbburr part.

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    Depends on how much I have had to drink and what I had to drink
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    I take 7-10 seconds usually.

    This maybe the wrong forum, Health maybe better. lol

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    Thanks, red.

    I take about 10-15 seconds I spose. Later, QD.
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    ...all just depends on the "water" pressure

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    It takes me longer to pee then poop.

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    Default how long do you take to pee ???

    wha'ts the longest piss you've taken ?? does anyone keep a stopwatch in their bathroom??

    ****thread spawned thanks to UpSideDownDesi RESPONSE IN Civic95s' thread "multiple flushing..." ****
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    over a minute continuous after waking up from a long night of drinking one morning..... rest of the time... ehhh 15 seconds maybe? lil bit longer first piss of the morning.
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    i dont remember the longest, but after a night of heavy drinking once i pissed for so long the next morning i dozed off standing at the toilet.



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    like 30 sec or so, very fast, i dont like to stand for long

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    i have had a few over a min....like most, after a long night drinking....i dont have a stop watch in the bathroom but i do find myself counting at times...when i can feel its gonna be a long one...lol

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    i have kidney problem so it takes me a little over a min. weird thread


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    depends on how much I drink

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    one of my kidney is the size of a lima beam the other is a watermelon

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    depends on the weather

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    depends on how many beers ive knocked back.
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    20 seconds? thats a long as time........... why does it take so fuckin long for men to pee?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTANGSALEEN
    It takes me longer to pee then poop.

    W T F? lol


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    usually about 7-10...

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    idk... i would say hour, hour and a half.. depends on the mood..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian67809
    idk... i would say hour, hour and a half.. depends on the mood..
    I feel ya.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lexi2003
    i have kidney problem so it takes me a little over a min. weird thread
    That sucks. I've got a friend with 3 kidneys. Not like you care but I thought I'd share.

    And we should also be asking how often we pee since we're on the subject.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red
    That sucks. I've got a friend with 3 kidneys. Not like you care but I thought I'd share.

    And we should also be asking how often we pee since we're on the subject.
    3 kidneys? as in 2 fucked up kidneys + a dialysis machine?
    not trying to be a smart ass- but thats an interesting condition. never heard of it before. are they all functional?
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    7-10 secs is avg i suppose..
    longest i've pee'ed for was like 2 mins..

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    depends if drank night b4

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    about 2 minutes when im pissy drunk

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    {A damn R-Kelly thread} I piss for 5-10secs. I guess it's the momentum+gravity that makes me pee so fast!

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    How long does it take for girls to pee? Is the water shallow, too? haha just kidding...

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    Lol... What if it only took 2-4 seconds? Lol...

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