Hmmm - Jesus turned water into wine at a wedding. With that said, I bet his "dad" could def get Mary drunk off "water", smash that sh*t, knock her up, and then make her not remember it. LOL. In that case... Mary just THINKS that she is a Virgin, bc she doesn't remember it.
ORRRRRR, maybe she knew some old man walked across a lake to her house, snuck in, and hit that sh*t. She just didn't wanna be perceived as a whore. I know for a FACT that if I was a married woman and got knocked up by some old man - I'd lie and tell my husband Joseph that I am still a virgin as well, b/c I like my eyes UN-blackened. LMAO!!!
FURTHER F*CKING MORE, who marries a virgin and doesn't SMASH that sh*t the night of the honeymoon? Joseph is a b*tch!!!!!!!!
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