Colorado, Seattle,Wa , or Alaska.

I haven't been to Alaska but I can vouch for the other two. Seattle is probably your closest look to Alaska without being cold all the time and Colorado is the closest to home that'll have good scenery. All three states have a ton of **** to do. Whale watching in both seattle and Alaska. Snowboarding/Skiing in all three or just lodging considering you don't do either. Northern Cali is pretty nice I've heard to along with East Utah. If you're looking for some hOes though, just take ya arse to Seattle and I'll hook you up with some freaks to kick it with and even get some of my car homies to take you out to some ****.