-If the only paint on your bumper came from that accident where the other dude barely walked away.
-Even your steering wheel had chrome.
-What the hell are 16" wheels?
-Your hood shakes more than you do after 100mph.
-There was no name for the truck, just Truck (this goes for the Toyota guys). Also, they didn't use stickers to mark where you bought it, it was stamped onto your back bumper.
-You only really need two tools and some WD40, it'll purr in an hour.
Sorry, I got all Jeff Foxworthy on you guys, by that I mean not funny.