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  1. 12-29-2006, 03:36 PM #1
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    Default Why do girls get so mad when you ask if you can put it in their ass?!

    Seriously, its just another hole. And its tight, why object?!

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    I AGREE....
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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    I MEAN WHATS THE BIG DEAL??
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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    I was really drunk one night and fucking this girl and I'm like "Do you like it in the ass, and she is like 'no that hurts I don't like that.' and my drunk ass goes "It only hurts because you haven't had me in it!"

    Needless to say I didn't get to fuck her in the ass that night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I was really drunk one night and fucking this girl and I'm like "Do you like it in the ass, and she is like 'no that hurts I don't like that.' and my drunk ass goes "It only hurts because you haven't had me in it!"

    Needless to say I didn't get to fuck her in the ass that night.

    KINDA OWNED YOURSELF ON THAT ONE HUH?
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    esp if your fucking a girl doggystyle, sometimes you can catch them slipping and just shove it in there really quickly
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    KINDA OWNED YOURSELF ON THAT ONE HUH?
    Yea.

    In my head it made sense as in like, I'll be gentle and you'll like it, but it came out like "I have a small cock."

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    lirl
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    esp if your fucking a girl doggystyle, sometimes you can catch them slipping and just shove it in there really quickly
    Hahaha yea, unless they are like "NO SIR, WRONG HOLE."

    Then I'm all like WTF.

    I mean seriously look if I meet a girl and that same night I'm fucking her doggy style in my bedroom, she can't say no to not taking it in the ass...I mean she is already a whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Hahaha yea, unless they are like "NO SIR, WRONG HOLE."

    Then I'm all like WTF.

    I mean seriously look if I meet a girl and that same night I'm fucking her doggy style in my bedroom, she can't say no to not taking it in the ass...I mean she is already a whore.
    HELL YEAH, SO TRUE...WHATS A DICK IN HER ASS GOING TO HURT?

    NOTHING
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Hahaha yea, unless they are like "NO SIR, WRONG HOLE."

    Then I'm all like WTF.

    I mean seriously look if I meet a girl and that same night I'm fucking her doggy style in my bedroom, she can't say no to not taking it in the ass...I mean she is already a whore.
    I almost fucked a girl in her ass once, well she told me she preferred it in the ass, needless to say she was on the thick side and i got a blowjob instead.

    true story.
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    that's why you dont ask.
    the last chick i dealt with, i stealthily lubed the thumb while hitting it doggy, and when she didnt object to the thumb play, a few minutes later i threw the dick in.
    she was pissed later on, "how you just gonna fuck me in the ass?"
    looked at her matter of factly "eventually you got quiet..." showered and left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    that's why you dont ask.
    the last chick i dealt with, i stealthily lubed the thumb while hitting it doggy, and when she didnt object to the thumb play, a few minutes later i threw the dick in.
    she was pissed later on, "how you just gonna fuck me in the ass?"
    looked at her matter of factly "eventually you got quiet..." showered and left.
    ahahhah +1
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    lirl she ended up loving the pucker poundage!!
    later i located her dildo stash, and like before, stealthily put one under one of her pillows, and when we had a session that nite, got her doggy style, and DP'D her ass.
    and like before, pissed off later, dumb remark and a mater of fact statement from me.
    her: ~slaps my arm~ "i dont believe you!! iknew you were up to somethin! you had this weird grin on your face!!

    me: "should've paid more attention..."
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    OOh OOh I know I know


    :clears throat:

    Um, because if they're having sex with you it mean's that they're heterosexual. And, they're assuming you are too. And, only faggots want to take it in...or PUT it in, the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    OOh OOh I know I know


    :clears throat:

    Um, because if they're having sex with you it mean's that they're heterosexual. And, they're assuming you are too. And, only faggots want to take it in...or PUT it in, the ass.

    Now rep me
    They make porn series strictly anal...so
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    WHO THE HELL ASKS THEM? JUST DO IT!
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    I thought it was ya know, atleast nice to ask.

    Next time I'm just throwing my shit on in there. If she screams or hits me I know I crossed the boundaries. Actually screaming is ok...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    They make porn series strictly anal...so
    They who, faggots?

    I mean, I've heard the arguement that men like anal sex with chix because it's tighter than vaginal sex...no shit, it's an ass!

    God created Vagina, go look it up. It's not God fault that your dick fills your hand, but can't fill a vagina


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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    They who, faggots?

    I mean, I've heard the arguement that men like anal sex with chix because it's tighter than vaginal sex...no shit, it's an ass!

    God created Vagina, go look it up. It's not God fault that your dick fills your hand, but can't fill a vagina


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    But if you fuck a girl in the ass, you can't get her pregnant....
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    I don't know about any of the other girlies on here, but that shit hurts like a mother fucker....
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Princess12
    I don't know about any of the other girlies on here, but that shit hurts like a mother fucker....
    The 1st time always hurts.....didn't sex hurt the 1st time too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Princess12
    I don't know about any of the other girlies on here, but that shit hurts like a mother fucker....
    My response to that is, everything hurts at first, get over it and it feels really good...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    But if you fuck a girl in the ass, you can't get her pregnant....
    hmm touche
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    My response to that is, everything hurts at first, get over it and it feels really good...
    GOD YOU GOT ESP OR SOMETHING MAN...YOU BEEN TAKING WORDS OUTTA MY MOUTH ALL DAY
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    The 1st time always hurts.....didn't sex hurt the 1st time too?
    I don't know... we've tried multiple times, but I'm convinced that my ass only works one way.
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    My response to that is, everything hurts at first, get over it and it feels really good...
    u can't say that, what if ur gurl told u to let her put her "toy" in ur butt. what would u say??
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    GOD YOU GOT ESP OR SOMETHING MAN...YOU BEEN TAKING WORDS OUTTA MY MOUTH ALL DAY
    It is because of our similar post counts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    But if you fuck a girl in the ass, you can't get her pregnant....
    hmm....good point.

    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    The 1st time always hurts.....didn't sex hurt the 1st time too?
    and again!!! lirl!! +1


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    Quote Originally Posted by STI LOVER
    u can't say that, what if ur gurl told u to let her put her "toy" in ur butt. what would u say??
    I'd tell her fuck that bitch.

    I'm not gay, guys don't take it up the ass, girls do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Princess12
    I don't know... we've tried multiple times, but I'm convinced that my ass only works one way.
    whos we?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I'd tell her fuck that bitch.

    I'm not gay, guys don't take it up the ass, girls do.
    EXACTAMONDO
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    EXACTAMONDO
    lol ppl still use that word?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I'd tell her fuck that bitch.

    I'm not gay, guys don't take it up the ass, girls do.

    hahaha. I'd be like "bitch u crazy or what"
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    whos we?
    My fiancee' and I....
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by STI LOVER
    u can't say that, what if ur gurl told u to let her put her "toy" in ur butt. what would u say??
    my response?
    "uh....how bout this... ..~grabs toy from her hand~ lets forget about this for tonite..." ~stashes toy next to me for later on~

    she's in doggy, reach for lube/toy...gets her into teh seks, and DP her ass!

    that's all.


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    is he on the board?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    my response?
    "uh....how bout this.....~grabs toy from her hand~ lets forget about this for tonite..." ~stashes toy next to me for later on~

    she's in doggy, reach for lube/toy...gets her into teh seks, and DP her ass!

    that's all.
    hahaha.

    +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    is he on the board?
    Yes sir he is.... why?
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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    How fucked up would it be if she grabbed the toy threw it in your ass, gave you a reach around and then donkey punched you...

    That'd suck.

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