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  1. 12-29-2006, 04:10 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    lol ppl still use that word?
    NO..IRONICALLY I JUST WATCHED HALFBAKED EARLIER LOL
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    How fucked up would it be if she grabbed the toy threw it in your ass, gave you a reach around and then donkey punched you...

    That'd suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Princess12
    Yes sir he is.... why?
    just wondering if i know him....
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    How fucked up would it be if she grabbed the toy threw it in your ass, gave you a reach around and then donkey punched you...

    That'd suck.
    oh it would be on like donkey kong!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    How fucked up would it be if she grabbed the toy threw it in your ass, gave you a reach around and then donkey punched you...

    That'd suck.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    just wondering if i know him....
    rickgiblin
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Princess12
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    ahh ok that name sounds fimilar, i think he used to provide good porn in the NWS lounge b4 he got engaged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    ahh ok that name sounds fimilar, i think he used to provide good porn in the NWS lounge b4 he got engaged.
    He did and still does as far as I know.... I don't have a problem with it
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Princess12
    I don't know... we've tried multiple times, but I'm convinced that my ass only works one way.
    Has he spit on your asshole then kinda fingered it for a few before throwing it in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Has he spit on your asshole then kinda fingered it for a few before throwing it in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Has he spit on your asshole then kinda fingered it for a few before throwing it in?
    No, we can afford KY Jelly
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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    Damn the freaks of IA are speaking out in this thread.
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    asstroglide and relaxation princess......


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    LOL AT "USED TO PROVIDE GOOD PORN UNTIL ENGAGEMENT" COMMENT
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    asstroglide and relaxation princess......
    Thanks for the advice, but the relaxing part is extremely difficult for me
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Seriously, its just another hole. And its tight, why object?!
    Because they dont know how to relax their muscles...

    Personally I just dont like it...But I have done it. Anything to make a man happy I guess...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Princess12
    No, we can afford KY Jelly
    Eh if its planned out I mean then ya, by all means use lube.

    My ex was allergic to lube, and we didn't know that until we first tried to have anal.

    She wept like a little bitch when I tried to stick it in her, then she had a giant rash and burn on her ass.

    It was the funniest day of my life.

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    You've gotta find the right girl... some girls fuckin love it, want you to slap the hell out of their ass while you're doing it... Try going to cowboys tonight... tons of them up there.
    I really don't like it though, kind of nasty. :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Princess12
    Thanks for the advice, but the relaxing part is extremely difficult for me
    Get drunk or high.

    After the first few times, you should be golden.

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    OK I want to know how the hell your supposed to relax knowing someone is about to shove something up your ass? Just a question because me and my fiancee have tried it a couple times and that shit hurts.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Princess12
    Thanks for the advice, but the relaxing part is extremely difficult for me
    It is easier if you lay flat and just arch up lightly...Then once he is in go back to relaxing...After a while it isnt so bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Because they dont know how to relax their muscles...

    Personally I just dont like it...But I have done it. Anything to make a man happy I guess...
    Yeah I agree, I want to give him what he wants but DAMN
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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    I can see it now, princess12 will be laying on the bed ass naked with KY next to her, and rickgiblin is gonna walk in and she'll be like "HONEY I READ ABOUT THIS ON THE INTERNET TODAY, COME HERE..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Eh if its planned out I mean then ya, by all means use lube.

    My ex was allergic to lube, and we didn't know that until we first tried to have anal.

    She wept like a little bitch when I tried to stick it in her, then she had a giant rash and burn on her ass.

    It was the funniest day of my life.
    Last edited by SLOWLYbtngU; 12-29-2006 at 04:28 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Fruedian slip? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I can see it now, princess12 will be laying on the bed ass naked with KY next to her, and rickgiblin is gonna walk in and she'll be like "HONEY I READ ABOUT THIS ON THE INTERNET TODAY, COME HERE..."
    LOL "THANKS IA!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I can see it now, princess12 will be laying on the bed ass naked with KY next to her, and rickgiblin is gonna walk in and she'll be like "HONEY I READ ABOUT THIS ON THE INTERNET TODAY, COME HERE..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Fruedian slip? LOL
    riiiight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    riiiight.
    Haha. I fixed it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Haha. I fixed it...
    Fixed in my quote too

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    Yeah Thanks guys...
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmama6259
    OK I want to know how the hell your supposed to relax knowing someone is about to shove something up your ass? Just a question because me and my fiancee have tried it a couple times and that shit hurts.....
    bahahahaha!! you know? honestly i'm not sure how effective it is...usually said it to whomever was gonna get it...you know. like how the doctor says just prior to giving you a shot "just take a deep breath and it will all be over...you wont feel a thing..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    It is easier if you lay flat and just arch up lightly...Then once he is in go back to relaxing...After a while it isnt so bad.
    care to test that theory again?? !!

    this thread for some reason is crakkin me up!


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    http://www.sexinfo101.com/ic_anal.shtml


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    bahahahaha!! you know? honestly i'm not sure how effective it is...usually said it to whomever was gonna get it...you know. like how the doctor says just prior to giving you a shot "just take a deep breath and it will all be over...you wont feel a thing..."
    BULLSHIT! I took like 5 deep breaths and it wasn't over and felt WAYY too much going up my ass!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmama6259
    BULLSHIT! I took like 5 deep breaths and it wasn't over and felt WAYY too much going up my ass!! lol
    LIRL +1 MAMA !!
    try turning pain into pleasure...it worked when i got hit with a stun gun....
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    all I have to say for all those guys thinking they should shove it up there without the girl knowing just imagine them shoving something up yours the size of your dick.....now would you still do it???
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    ^^^that's why i used the thumb first....wasnt my fault she didnt catch the hint!! j/k....nah...nah i'm not.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    ^^^that's why i used the thumb first....wasnt my fault she didnt catch the hint!! j/k....nah...nah i'm not.
    lol
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