Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
reminds me of when i used to get soooooo twisted!!
~ahmonrah, sneaking into the house after a night of heavy drinking~

~the missus in bed sleeping, me stumble-creeping through the house ~

~slip into bed, jump back out crashing into shit 'cause stomach jumps~

~kick dog in the way to the tiolet~
~and the puke symphony begins~
"oh shit, oh shi-braaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh, gasp...cough...whew! man, i though i...... braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhh!"

~tears streaming, sweats, erupts a fart~
whispering: " that feels bett...braaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh, cough....gasp....braaaaaaaaaagh!"
~falls to knees, gripping toilet~
tells myself "keep it quie...brrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh!!!!"
"oh god!!! i wont do it agai..braghhhhhhhhhhh!!"

LMAO n ah i was like

makin fun of someone else laughin then all of sudden

"ah man i feel sick ..**breathing heavy staring at bushes** brraaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghh!!!!!

"ah maan you need to see this**laughing** its all white and chunkie and aaah brraaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhh!!

aaw maan i cant lay down im... im..... braaaaaaaaaaagggh!!!!!!!!!!


you know what come to think of it that night i threw up 4 times and then 3 the next day. lol i swear from that night i wouldnt be surprised if my hair wasnt died blue cause of that damn toilet. tha fuckin smell had my stomach goin!!