
Originally Posted by
ahmonrah
reminds me of when i used to get soooooo twisted!!
~ahmonrah, sneaking into the house after a night of heavy drinking~
~the missus in bed sleeping, me stumble-creeping through the house ~
~slip into bed, jump back out crashing into shit 'cause stomach jumps~
~kick dog in the way to the tiolet~
~and the puke symphony begins~
"oh shit, oh shi-braaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh, gasp...cough...whew! man, i though i...... braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhh!"
~tears streaming, sweats, erupts a fart~
whispering: " that feels bett...braaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh, cough....gasp....braaaaaaaaaagh!"
~falls to knees, gripping toilet~
tells myself "keep it quie...brrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh!!!!"
"oh god!!! i wont do it agai..braghhhhhhhhhhh!!"