Quote Originally Posted by gijoe0720
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
everybody felt shitty even the mouse
mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass
Id just settled down for a nice piece of ass
when out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter
then out on the lawn I saw a big ol' dick
I knew in a moment it must be saint nick
he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell
he filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick for gijoe0720, the queer
he rose up the chimney with a big thunderous fart
the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart
he swore and he cussed as he rode out of sight
piss on you all and have a hell of a night