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  1. 12-20-2006, 06:17 PM #1
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    Default Twas the night before Christmas

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
    everybody felt shitty even the mouse
    mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass
    Id just settled down for a nice piece of ass
    when out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
    I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter
    then out on the lawn I saw a big ol' dick
    I knew in a moment it must be saint nick
    he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
    I knew in a moment the fucker had fell
    he filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
    and a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer
    he rose up the chimney with a big thunderous fart
    the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart
    he swore and he cussed as he rode out of sight
    piss on you all and have a hell of a night
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    i loled
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    hahahah funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe0720
    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
    everybody felt shitty even the mouse
    mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass
    Id just settled down for a nice piece of ass
    when out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
    I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter
    then out on the lawn I saw a big ol' dick
    I knew in a moment it must be saint nick
    he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
    I knew in a moment the fucker had fell
    he filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
    and a big rubber dick for gijoe0720, the queer
    he rose up the chimney with a big thunderous fart
    the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart
    he swore and he cussed as he rode out of sight
    piss on you all and have a hell of a night


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