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    Default ~ TWAS THE NIGHT B4 XMAS ~

    * Twas the night b4 xmas... and all through the house...
    * Not a turbo was spooling - b/c Chad sucked some sh*t into it and f*cked it all up.

    * The turbos were hung on the manis with care...
    * In hopes that full boost would be reached but it never is b/c no1 sleeves their sh*t b/c we're too cheap. And yeah... "I'm untuned."

    * The racers were all were all snuggled all safe in their beds...
    * While visions of some1 stealing their car danced in their heads b/c ATL is full of thieving ass BITCHES who like to f*ck w/ other people's sh*t. F*CK YOU CAR THIEVES!!!!

    * And BIGDARE in his CRX, and I in my hatch...
    * Had just cruised the town to get some snatch b/c IA is full of whores... and I will take advantage... you only live once, I mean d*mn.


    * When out on the street, there arose such a clatter.
    * I sprang from my Sparco to see what was the matter b/c f*ck it --> I ain't up for no foul sh*t mother bitches!! BRING IT!!! I'll put somthin' in ur a*s.

    * Out to the Varsity I flew like a flash...
    * Tore open the camera bag, then got hassled for cash by some low-life homeless stinky ass punk tryna sell me a Vanilla Ice CD. WTF! Damn n*gga - instead of stealing CDs you shoulda stole some MONEY then you won't have to ask me for none.

    * The moon on the breast, of the new fallen snow...
    * Man this is ATL - I mean d*cks on the chins of the newly married hoes!!!! Who the h*ll am I kidding here?

    * When what to my wondering eyes should appear...
    * But a "wholebuncha" rides - and a silver Nissan P/U that keeps rolling over the little wall and d*mn causing a ruckus!

    * With little young drivers, so lively and quick...
    * I knew in a moment that it must be THINKFAST or BTLFED or somebody - possibly HALFWIT. Wait, I said QUICK - so it can't be HALFWIT.

    * More rapid than eagles, these imports all came...
    * They revved and blew off - but some of them were WACK AS HELL and were f*cking LAME. PLEASE ride w/ some1 that was a decent car next time... n00bs.

    * Now CIVIC, now EVO - now 240 and FIT!
    * On Sentra, on Integra - and a MINI VAN? WHO THE F*CK SHOWS UP IN A MINI VAN? AND WHY THE HELL IS THAT LIL SILVER YARIS DOING BURNOUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE F*CKIN TARD!

    * To the top of deck, to the cars on the wall...
    * Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!! B/c if not your sh*t's gonna get towed!! ATL-PD don't play when he is at the V!! Get that right bitches!!
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    * Not a turbo was spooling - b/c Chad sucked some shit into and fucked it up.



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    Nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran View Post
    Nice
    Where are you?

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    that's funny shit

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    There was a Silver Yaris at the Varsity?

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    LOL - it was you huh? LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    LOL - it was you huh? LOL.
    Nah, I got a Red Liftback. I missed the last meet too.

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    I would have +1'd you but there wernt any combustable and slightly smoking MK1 Mr2's included...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20
    I would have +1'd you but there wernt any combustable and slightly smoking MK1 Mr2's included...
    with no radio....
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    with no radio....
    ...and a leaky T-Top...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    ...and a leaky T-Top...
    and an exhaust leak
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20
    and an exhaust leak
    ...on Miata rims...

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    LMAOR
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    UMMM i dont know how to respond to this so, im just gonna say....OMGHEY
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    WIPERWND
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    BWAHAHAHAHAH FUNNY SHIT!!!! +1

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    that chads turbo part is great hahaha

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    LOLR
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    OWENDR!!!
    You know better; next time will be a ban.

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    JDM OWNAGE = THE SHIT
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    up - happy holidays foolz.
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    Bahahahaha!! Best thread in here! I would +1 you but I already did for another post LIRLR
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    heh heh
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    Quote Originally Posted by hddyblokso View Post
    "What's the difference between smart and wise? - Appealed to fellow MPs Deputy Mayor of Haidar Galyautdinov. - Wise does not fall into difficult situations, and intelligent looking one way out. " March 24 Chelny MPs decide what to do with the INEC, which, not wishing to become part of a branch of the Kazan State Technical University, appealed for help in all instances. (In Russia there is a consolidation of schools - from 370 remains 250). KAMAZ insists that to deprive INEC independence - not his initiative. While not denying that it is not satisfied with the current system of training. INEC - the largest university Chelny: a Chelny about 34 thousand students, 12,000 of them enrolled in the INEC. But from 1200 specialists, issued by the Institute in 2009, Kamaz took the job only 53. "We like the customer is not satisfied with the quality of the product of this institution - said KAMAZ MP Paul Poltoryhin. - 53 - is a signal. After all, KAMAZ need more. If INEC wants to preserve its status, we need innovation. Definitive decision will not accept, but let's digest this information. " "It surprises me, where is the misinformation about the quality?" - INEC indignant rector Vladimir Shibakov. And floated the "heavy artillery": "If" KAMAZ "is not supported affiliate KSTU, he would have ceased to exist. This branch was headed by a former assistant at our institute. He could not even defend his thesis, though he had created all the conditions. Occurrence of INEC in KSTU impractical, ineffective, not only for INEC, but for the whole city. " Acute Rector tried to smooth over the president INEC Asfandiyarov Khairullin: "We are against joining the KSTU with the loss of autonomy, but not against integration KAMAZ - INEC - KSTU. Quality professionals who are preparing INEC, defended the chairman of the parliamentary commission on sotsvoprosam Salihzyan Gainov (Deputy Director General of Personnel Management OJSC KamGESenergostroy "):" Regularly specialists trained INEC. And we do not see marriage in their work. " One after another, MPs have begun to speak out in defense of INEC: Chelny need separate schools. Otherwise there will be budget places and smart graduates will go to other cities. " Dust colleagues slightly chilled Aidar Kamaletdinov, wonder why the leadership of INEC does not tell about his letter, Mintimer Shaimiev, and its resolution "myopic" about the willingness of INEC remain as before. Haidar Galyautdinov returned discussion to the peaceful course: "There is no attack, we are in the middle." In the end, decided not to act rashly, but also to prevent the issue was resolved without the participation of the city. It is known that the Ministry of Education of Russia (the founder of INEC) solutions of the "merger" has not yet adopted. His must develop a working group composed of representatives of republican and federal ministries, KAMAZ, KSTU and INEC. MPs have decided to achieve the inclusion of this group and representatives from their ranks. [IMG http://shockeds.ru/images/19a63379586d106.jpg =] [/ IMG] TIN!! watch shocking video online best porn of our site for free essays online porn movie shoot templates cartoons buy wordpress download Adventure movies without registration forex game How to start a business
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    hehehe reps
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    hahaha baby j you have a lot of free time. funny as hail tho!
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    LOL - that was a bump from 2006
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    i figured this thread would get bump'd sooner or later
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    and won't be bumped again until 24 DEC 2008.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    and won't be bumped again until 24 DEC 2008.
    Lies.
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    Lmao wow how long did it take you to come up with that. I LIRL. Good job its about time.
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    talk about a old thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    talk about a epic thread
    Fixed.

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    ^ fail
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