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  1. 11-30-2006, 11:00 AM #1
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    Default ~ TWAS THE NIGHT B4 XMAS ~

    * Twas the night b4 xmas... and all through the house...
    * Not a turbo was spooling - b/c Chad sucked some sh*t into it and f*cked it all up.

    * The turbos were hung on the manis with care...
    * In hopes that full boost would be reached but it never is b/c no1 sleeves their sh*t b/c we're too cheap. And yeah... "I'm untuned."

    * The racers were all were all snuggled all safe in their beds...
    * While visions of some1 stealing their car danced in their heads b/c ATL is full of thieving ass BITCHES who like to f*ck w/ other people's sh*t. F*CK YOU CAR THIEVES!!!!

    * And BIGDARE in his CRX, and I in my hatch...
    * Had just cruised the town to get some snatch b/c IA is full of whores... and I will take advantage... you only live once, I mean d*mn.


    * When out on the street, there arose such a clatter.
    * I sprang from my Sparco to see what was the matter b/c f*ck it --> I ain't up for no foul sh*t mother bitches!! BRING IT!!! I'll put somthin' in ur a*s.

    * Out to the Varsity I flew like a flash...
    * Tore open the camera bag, then got hassled for cash by some low-life homeless stinky ass punk tryna sell me a Vanilla Ice CD. WTF! Damn n*gga - instead of stealing CDs you shoulda stole some MONEY then you won't have to ask me for none.

    * The moon on the breast, of the new fallen snow...
    * Man this is ATL - I mean d*cks on the chins of the newly married hoes!!!! Who the h*ll am I kidding here?

    * When what to my wondering eyes should appear...
    * But a "wholebuncha" rides - and a silver Nissan P/U that keeps rolling over the little wall and d*mn causing a ruckus!

    * With little young drivers, so lively and quick...
    * I knew in a moment that it must be THINKFAST or BTLFED or somebody - possibly HALFWIT. Wait, I said QUICK - so it can't be HALFWIT.

    * More rapid than eagles, these imports all came...
    * They revved and blew off - but some of them were WACK AS HELL and were f*cking LAME. PLEASE ride w/ some1 that was a decent car next time... n00bs.

    * Now CIVIC, now EVO - now 240 and FIT!
    * On Sentra, on Integra - and a MINI VAN? WHO THE F*CK SHOWS UP IN A MINI VAN? AND WHY THE HELL IS THAT LIL SILVER YARIS DOING BURNOUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE F*CKIN TARD!

    * To the top of deck, to the cars on the wall...
    * Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!! B/c if not your sh*t's gonna get towed!! ATL-PD don't play when he is at the V!! Get that right bitches!!
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  2. 11-30-2006, 11:00 AM #2
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    * Not a turbo was spooling - b/c Chad sucked some shit into and fucked it up.



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  3. 11-30-2006, 11:01 AM #3
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    Nice
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  4. 11-30-2006, 11:10 AM #4
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    that's funny shit
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  5. 11-30-2006, 11:12 AM #5
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    There was a Silver Yaris at the Varsity?
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  6. 11-30-2006, 11:13 AM #6
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    LOL - it was you huh? LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    LOL - it was you huh? LOL.
    Nah, I got a Red Liftback. I missed the last meet too.
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  8. 11-30-2006, 11:16 AM #8
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    I would have +1'd you but there wernt any combustable and slightly smoking MK1 Mr2's included...
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  9. 11-30-2006, 11:18 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20
    I would have +1'd you but there wernt any combustable and slightly smoking MK1 Mr2's included...
    with no radio....
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    with no radio....
    ...and a leaky T-Top...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    ...and a leaky T-Top...
    and an exhaust leak
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20
    and an exhaust leak
    ...on Miata rims...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    ...on Miata rims...
    and orange paint
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    LMAOR
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    UMMM i dont know how to respond to this so, im just gonna say....OMGHEY
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    and orange paint
    and one speed for the windshield wipers (only super fast)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20
    and one speed for the windshield wipers
    using your hands to turn the wipers dosen't count as a speed danny....
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    using your hands to turn the wipers dosen't count as a speed danny....
    pwnd
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    that chads turbo part is great hahaha






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    BWAHAHAHAHAH FUNNY SHIT!!!! +1

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  23. 11-30-2006, 03:00 PM #23
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    LOLR
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    OWENDR!!!
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  25. 12-01-2006, 07:44 AM #25
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    JDM OWNAGE = THE SHIT
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    up - happy holidays foolz.
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  28. 12-24-2006, 09:15 AM #28
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    Bahahahaha!! Best thread in here! I would +1 you but I already did for another post LIRLR
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  30. 12-24-2006, 01:57 PM #30
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    heh heh
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    up
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    hehehe reps
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    hahaha baby j you have a lot of free time. funny as hail tho!
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  34. 12-24-2007, 11:00 AM #34
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    LOL - that was a bump from 2006
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    i figured this thread would get bump'd sooner or later
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    and won't be bumped again until 24 DEC 2008.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    and won't be bumped again until 24 DEC 2008.
    Lies.
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    Lmao wow how long did it take you to come up with that. I LIRL. Good job its about time.
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    talk about a old thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    talk about a epic thread
    Fixed.

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