~ TWAS THE NIGHT B4 XMAS ~
* Twas the night b4 xmas... and all through the house...
* Not a turbo was spooling - b/c Chad sucked some sh*t into it and f*cked it all up.
* The turbos were hung on the manis with care...
* In hopes that full boost would be reached but it never is b/c no1 sleeves their sh*t b/c we're too cheap. And yeah... "I'm untuned."
* The racers were all were all snuggled all safe in their beds...
* While visions of some1 stealing their car danced in their heads b/c ATL is full of thieving ass BITCHES who like to f*ck w/ other people's sh*t. F*CK YOU CAR THIEVES!!!!
* And BIGDARE in his CRX, and I in my hatch...
* Had just cruised the town to get some snatch b/c IA is full of whores... and I will take advantage... you only live once, I mean d*mn.
* When out on the street, there arose such a clatter.
* I sprang from my Sparco to see what was the matter b/c f*ck it --> I ain't up for no foul sh*t mother bitches!! BRING IT!!! I'll put somthin' in ur a*s.
* Out to the Varsity I flew like a flash...
* Tore open the camera bag, then got hassled for cash by some low-life homeless stinky ass punk tryna sell me a Vanilla Ice CD. WTF! Damn n*gga - instead of stealing CDs you shoulda stole some MONEY then you won't have to ask me for none.
* The moon on the breast, of the new fallen snow...
* Man this is ATL - I mean d*cks on the chins of the newly married hoes!!!! Who the h*ll am I kidding here?
* When what to my wondering eyes should appear...
* But a "wholebuncha" rides - and a silver Nissan P/U that keeps rolling over the little wall and d*mn causing a ruckus!
* With little young drivers, so lively and quick...
* I knew in a moment that it must be THINKFAST or BTLFED or somebody - possibly HALFWIT. Wait, I said QUICK - so it can't be HALFWIT.
* More rapid than eagles, these imports all came...
* They revved and blew off - but some of them were WACK AS HELL and were f*cking LAME. PLEASE ride w/ some1 that was a decent car next time... n00bs.
* Now CIVIC, now EVO - now 240 and FIT!
* On Sentra, on Integra - and a MINI VAN? WHO THE F*CK SHOWS UP IN A MINI VAN? AND WHY THE HELL IS THAT LIL SILVER YARIS DOING BURNOUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE F*CKIN TARD!
* To the top of deck, to the cars on the wall...
* Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!! B/c if not your sh*t's gonna get towed!! ATL-PD don't play when he is at the V!! Get that right bitches!!
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