lol just got a letter from the city of lilburn

[RandomGuy]

hrmm... cant open it bc its addressed to my parents lol wonder what it is
lol The bastard ass neighborhood association has been snitching on us like daily for stupid shit... like no one will be home all day and then like 1 day i'll have some friends over and some cars overflow into the street and the motherfuckers come to my house the next morning and are like we cant have that... lol wtf? every single person in the neighborhood has ppl over who use teh street hahah.

so then one day some bitch in a busted ass old ford van rolls past my house while i'm in the driveway she calls me over... She poitns at my car (79 corolla) and is like we do not allow junk cars to be stored here (i was offended)... I'm like WTF how is it a junk car... she's like it has no tag.. i'm like it does its just not installed... she's like do you drive it, i'm like does it matter? its my car... hahah lol she got pissed and drove off...so i put the tag on my corolla lol and i dont even drive it just to piss the bastards off.

so yeah numerous run ins with the fags

lol so i dropped in a motor in my driveway like in the middle of the night once (no air tools ,nothing power, just hand tools) and didn't really make noise... moved the car back into the garage... nothing happened, no one knew... one day i was fuckin changing a flat tire on my mom's car and the bitches send a notice to the door like you can not work on cars in this neighborhood (they always say shit like that, like we're some foreigners or something) lol so because of that i stopped mowing my lawn frequently... lol i just let it get really shaggy and allow the weeds to grow, etc... besides we're moving soon... fuckin bastards i hate them, they have no life.

I'm serious they're always middle aged housewives who have nothing better to do. One day some bitch rolled by while i was in the driveway and is like why do you work on cars in the driveway... i'm like i dont i work on them in the garage and that is allowed, i checked the laws, she's like isn't that inconsiderate.... And i know she's never seen me in my life... just fuckin gossip at the lame ass neighborhood association meetings and shit... They all need something to entertain themselves so they create drama.

Oh yeah at first I was really polite about it liek i'll make sure i'll take care of it, then take care of whatever they said.. Then they just started getting REALLY trivial with it tryin to piss us off or something...

Anyways bastards are always getting at us for trivial shit like our house numbers werent clear on the mailbox LOL... so in big letters I SPRAY PAINTED THE HOUSE NUMBERS ON A TREE LOLLLL (ask annihilation) so we got another notice for that... lol so i pressure washed the letters off and the tree was all bare LOL looked retarded.

so hrm... vote on teh poll

[Hulud]

hrmm... cant open it bc its addressed to my parents lol wonder what it is
lol The bastard ass neighborhood association has been snitching on us like daily for stupid shit... like no one will be home all day and then like 1 day i'll have some friends over and some cars overflow into the street and the motherfuckers come to my house the next morning and are like we cant have that... lol wtf? every single person in the neighborhood has ppl over who use teh street hahah.

so then one day some bitch in a busted ass old ford van rolls past my house while i'm in the driveway she calls me over... She poitns at my car (79 corolla) and is like we do not allow junk cars to be stored here (i was offended)... I'm like WTF how is it a junk car... she's like it has no tag.. i'm like it does its just not installed... she's like do you drive it, i'm like does it matter? its my car... hahah lol she got pissed and drove off...so i put the tag on my corolla lol and i dont even drive it just to piss the bastards off.

so yeah numerous run ins with the fags

lol so i dropped in a motor in my driveway like in the middle of the night once (no air tools ,nothing power, just hand tools) and didn't really make noise... moved the car back into the garage... nothing happened, no one knew... one day i was fuckin changing a flat tire on my mom's car and the bitches send a notice to the door like you can not work on cars in this neighborhood (they always say shit like that, like we're some foreigners or something) lol so because of that i stopped mowing my lawn frequently... lol i just let it get really shaggy and allow the weeds to grow, etc... besides we're moving soon... fuckin bastards i hate them, they have no life.

I'm serious they're always middle aged housewives who have nothing better to do. One day some bitch rolled by while i was in the driveway and is like why do you work on cars in the driveway... i'm like i dont i work on them in the garage and that is allowed, i checked the laws, she's like isn't that inconsiderate.... And i know she's never seen me in my life... just fuckin gossip at the lame ass neighborhood association meetings and shit... They all need something to entertain themselves so they create drama.

Oh yeah at first I was really polite about it liek i'll make sure i'll take care of it, then take care of whatever they said.. Then they just started getting REALLY trivial with it tryin to piss us off or something...

Anyways bastards are always getting at us for trivial shit like our house numbers werent clear on the mailbox LOL... so in big letters I SPRAY PAINTED THE HOUSE NUMBERS ON A TREE LOLLLL (ask annihilation) so we got another notice for that... lol so i pressure washed the letters off and the tree was all bare LOL looked retarded.

so hrm... vote on teh poll

they think your terrorists, is why they are snitchin

[RandomGuy]

they think your terrorists, is why they are snitchin

perhaps.... lol

[Hulud]

lawn care

[RandomGuy]

lawn care

nah its not THAT bad... its just not as good as it could be... i mean its groomed just dont really give a fuck any more... Weeds growing like theres no tomorrow, i just mow it all ... dont pull anything haha
but yeah its nothing to warrant anything more than a notice about. The lawn is just a tad below what they'd write you up for. but constnatly

[Crazy Asian]

Yep fucking dumb housewifes who have no nothing else to do except to make your life a living hell. Fuck I got pissed cuz my neighboor was complaing about how my car destroys the neighboorhoods image...and Im like how? Its a fuckin car.

[Jecht]

Ouch, I feel sorry for you man. I'm glad my neighbors aren't like that, they probably would have set fire to my house by now with all the noise I make. lol

[~The_Duke~]

I think the housewifes are coming to get ya man...

[RandomGuy]

Yep fucking dumb housewifes who have no nothing else to do except to make your life a living hell. Fuck I got pissed cuz my neighboor was complaing about how my car destroys the neighboorhoods image...and Im like how? Its a fuckin car.

LOL WTF HAHAHA how the fuck can they say something like that

you shoulda been like your face destroys the neighborhood image.

[Crazy Asian]

HAHA or I told the neighboor can you keep a leash on your dog cuz it leaves its waste on my property and she goes what are you gonna do. Im like "WTF" and I told her this "Next time you leave feces on my lawn I will personally smear all over your dog and send it to back you"

[Jecht]

you shoulda been like your face destroys the neighborhood image.

[JITB]

Homeowners Associations rule the world..

[BlkCD5]

I hate Homeowner's bitch associations. Some of them go overboard. One time a neighbor bitched at us for having a truck in the driveway with an out of state tag. My dad just moved in from Connecticut that week. If i play loud music, i get bitched at, but the other guys on the street can all day long. Racise . Just get a bunch of middle eastern people to group up outside your house.

[Crazy Asian]

Or do the old dirty trick put white powder all over their mail

[R.Kelly]

Anyways bastards are always getting at us for trivial shit like our house numbers werent clear on the mailbox LOL... so in big letters I SPRAY PAINTED THE HOUSE NUMBERS ON A TREE LOLLLL (ask annihilation) so we got another notice for that... lol so i pressure washed the letters off and the tree was all bare LOL looked retarded.

haahahahahahahahahahaha thats fucking hilarious

[ironchef]

HAHA or I told the neighboor can you keep a leash on your dog cuz it leaves its waste on my property and she goes what are you gonna do. Im like "WTF" and I told her this "Next time you leave feces on my lawn I will personally smear all over your dog and send it to back you"

Shouldve just told the bitch youre going to kill her dog next time it trespasses and leaves shit on your lawn.

[Hektik]

lilburn is good for that shit to. my folks used to get retarted as letters about there lawn until the neighborhood strted fillin up with more hispanic people. now noone complains except for the old drunk vet at the end of the street but no one listens to him. and the neighborhood actually looks better then before.....homeowners association is bullshit how can u tell me what i can and cant do on my own fucking property... its just a bunch of lazy fucking housewives that have nothing else to do in life when passions is over in the middle of the day so they drive around the neighborhood trying to nitpick shit. u should start a cheating housewives video in ur neighborhood and then send the videos of u fucking the bitches to there husbands jobs maybe that will shut them up

[RandomGuy]

. u should start a cheating housewives video in ur neighborhood and then send the videos of u fucking the bitches to there husbands jobs maybe that will shut them up

i dont think anyone would have sex with the ones in my neighborhood except their husbands... lol

[Fast Shadow]

take a shit and wipe it all over their minivans

[ahmonrah]

man, that's why i ABSOLUTELY DISLIKE homeowners associations, i didnt pay 120k+ for some muthafukka to tell me, the owner, "excuse me, WE dont like you having that many cars in YOUR DRIVEWAY." or "we're gonna need you to keep your dog in the backyard, we know he's on a tiedown, but that's what the backyard is for..."
BITCH!!! IT'S MY FUCKIN DRIVEWAY!! MY DOG, YARD AND HOUSE!!!!WHAT, DO YOU LIVE HERE AND PAY THE MORTGAGE?? NO!!? WELL GET THE FUCK ON, U NEED TO CONTROL YOUR TRIFLIN ASS DAUGHTER, YOU KNOW THE BROAD CAME OVER HERE WHILE I WAS CHANGING MY OIL AND FLIRTED WIT A BROTHA....YEAH, I SAID IT. CHANGIN MY OOOOOIIILLLL.

i dont have a H.O.A. in my division, i dont need a mofo tellin me what i'm gonna do with MY SHIT! if i'm mowing my yard butt naked with boots and a sunhat on, i dont expect nobody to do a damn thing, well.....we got some fine wives in here...hmm...well i'd expect to see them later that night!

[ahmonrah]

i dont think anyone would have sex with the ones in my neighborhood except their husbands... lol

it's obvious they dont!! that's what secretaries are for!

[CSquared]

Thankfully my neighborhood doesnt have any type of home owners association... I am loud as fuck working on my car and playing guitar at all hours of the night, have had 3 or 4 random cars laying around on my property without tags, and drift the successive right and left turns into my subdivision every time it rains.

[JstAneon]

put the letter in the microwave for a few seconds to heat up the glue. Open it up while the glue is hot and it won't rip. Then just reseal it.

[EP3sAreFun]

starion ftw?

[RandomGuy]

put the letter in the microwave for a few seconds to heat up the glue. Open it up while the glue is hot and it won't rip. Then just reseal it.

why when i can just wait til they open it tomorrow

[GIXXERDK]

I've gotten one for my lawn not being cut, BUT IT WAS CUT. Just had a few weeds that grow 2 feet everyday in some places

[JstAneon]

why when i can just wait til they open it tomorrow

I'm one of those kids that tried to open all the presents on Christmas eve. Can't stand not knowing....

[RandomGuy]

lol in the middle of the night one day dropped a motor, and NO ONE COMPLAINED hahahaha

and the one time i change a tire in the imddle of the day and its straight hell.



LOL WTF?








and then the next morning lol... all peace and quiet and not 1 person knew.



LOL

[EP3sAreFun]

83 hood? yo ass gonna get robbed.... hahaha

and maybe its cuz they were too busy wondering wtf it was lol

[Kyle]

Hahah. That's cool I wish I could fuck with my neighbors like that. The tree thing seems hilarious. This may have been asked but what area do you live in? I know lilburn but what is it close to?

[koukis14]

So what happens if you dont do what these ass fucks tell you to??

[devinwebb907]

ive got two things to say about this

1) you picked a real bitch place to live. i can walk outside in my neighborhood and piss in my front yard, and wave to people driving by while my other hand is on my dick, and they will wave back. my talon was burnt up sitting in my driveway for months and months--no one said a word. the only people that bitch if i dont cut the grass are people that live with me. we have parties of 100+ all the time and no one complains. you live in a BITCH place.

2) open the letter and tell your parents you were curious if they get pissed...oh well? are they gonna ground you?

[Sonny BonaHo]

lol @ the lady talkin bout your "junk" Car. i got a "vintage" Toyata corona my girlfriend bitches about. sum people jus dont get it lol

[The Green Monster]

that's when you just slap a bitch

[Sonny BonaHo]

nap slap: when u slapa bitch soooo hard the nap of her hair covers the face lol

[£G2♣]

hasan lmk if i can use ur garage to do my swap lolol jp....haha i remember that lady told us to take them numbers off the tree haha

[Sushi]

Always check to make sure there is no HOA in the neighborhood your moving into, but all the new neighborhoods have it now it seems. I live next to some board members. They really dont bitch. Only when they said I gotta get rid of the corrolla in my driveway. so we sold it to a junkyard. oh well. Now I got the teg and the accord in the garage and my other cars in the driveway. lets see what they do when I come and go in the middle of the night.

[RandomGuy]

are they gonna ground you?

lol not exactly... i'd just get pissed if they bust out some "you must pay x amount of money because you did this on your OWN property"


lol wtf

[Mr_Mischif]

Or do the old dirty trick put white powder all over their mail

You're going to hell.

[Mr_Mischif]

U NEED TO CONTROL YOUR TRIFLIN ASS DAUGHTER, YOU KNOW THE BROAD CAME OVER HERE WHILE I WAS CHANGING MY OIL AND FLIRTED WIT A BROTHA....YEAH, I SAID IT. CHANGIN MY OOOOOIIILLLL.

Just like snoop said: can u control yo hoe?