man, that's why i ABSOLUTELY DISLIKE homeowners associations, i didnt pay 120k+ for some muthafukka to tell me, the owner, "excuse me, WE dont like you having that many cars in YOUR DRIVEWAY." or "we're gonna need you to keep your dog in the backyard, we know he's on a tiedown, but that's what the backyard is for..."
BITCH!!! IT'S MY FUCKIN DRIVEWAY!! MY DOG, YARD AND HOUSE!!!!WHAT, DO YOU LIVE HERE AND PAY THE MORTGAGE?? NO!!? WELL GET THE FUCK ON, U NEED TO CONTROL YOUR TRIFLIN ASS DAUGHTER, YOU KNOW THE BROAD CAME OVER HERE WHILE I WAS CHANGING MY OIL AND FLIRTED WIT A BROTHA....YEAH, I SAID IT. CHANGIN MY OOOOOIIILLLL.

i dont have a H.O.A. in my division, i dont need a mofo tellin me what i'm gonna do with MY SHIT! if i'm mowing my yard butt naked with boots and a sunhat on, i dont expect nobody to do a damn thing, well.....we got some fine wives in here...hmm...well i'd expect to see them later that night!