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  1. 11-13-2006, 04:10 PM #1
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    My ex-wife's b-day is coming up and I still have to get her something because my daughter needs to give momma something for her b-day.

    List some mean things that my daughter (almost 3) wouldnt get the joke (atleast for 5 or 6 yrs) that she could give her mother for her birthday. They have to be things that a kid would think that the adult would like.

    For example one that I thought of. I divorced her ass because she cheated on me. So purchase a copy of "The scarlet letter" and give it to her. Kid thinks "momma likes books."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    dildo
    Did you not read the part of about the kid...

    Another interesting fact that one might use is that she 'switched teams' after I divorced her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    Did you not read the part of about the kid...

    Another interesting fact that one might use is that she 'switched teams' after I divorced her.
    the kid will think he/she is giving a mommy a funky ass lolipop
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  6. 11-13-2006, 04:18 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    the kid will think he/she is giving a mommy a funky ass lolipop
    you are an ass sometimes lol
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    thanks i try
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    Did you not read the part of about the kid...

    Another interesting fact that one might use is that she 'switched teams' after I divorced her.

    double sided?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WWJDrift
    double sided?
    What do you mean...When I am saying is that she is now a lesiben...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    What do you mean...When I am saying is that she is now a lesiben...
    i believe hes talkin bout a double sided dildo






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    Quote Originally Posted by R.Kelly
    i believe hes talkin bout a double sided dildo
    But that wouldnt go along with the whole suddle joke that the kid wouldnt get in 5 yrs thing...

    Plus what good would that do if she already has one...her myspace has stuff all over it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    But that wouldnt go along with the whole suddle joke that the kid wouldnt get in 5 yrs thing...

    Plus what good would that do if she already has one...her myspace has stuff all over it...
    myspace?

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    how old is she gunna be ??
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WWJDrift
    myspace?
    1. I dont want to get sued for slander if she ever finds IA...

    2. I dont trust you...

    3. Since I divorced her she has gained about 30 pounds and cut her hair real short and colored it funny...
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    How bout send me over there and you know the rest? Just say if she asks you who I was go what the hell you talkin about.
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    LIRL.. if they make a book,

    have your daughter give her

    "cheaters for dummies"


    or there has to be children books about "broken" families and have her give it to her.. LIRL!
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  18. 11-14-2006, 06:37 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    1. I dont want to get sued for slander if she ever finds IA...

    2. I dont trust you...

    3. Since I divorced her she has gained about 30 pounds and cut her hair real short and colored it funny...

    so when is she coming out of the closet?
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