My ex-wife's b-day is coming up and I still have to get her something because my daughter needs to give momma something for her b-day.

List some mean things that my daughter (almost 3) wouldnt get the joke (atleast for 5 or 6 yrs) that she could give her mother for her birthday. They have to be things that a kid would think that the adult would like.

For example one that I thought of. I divorced her ass because she cheated on me. So purchase a copy of "The scarlet letter" and give it to her. Kid thinks "momma likes books."

Discuss...