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  1. 10-20-2006, 11:10 PM #41
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    yo mama so skinny she could hangglide with a dorito
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  2. 10-20-2006, 11:12 PM #42
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    YO MAMMA'S SO FAT I DROVE AROUND HER AND RAN OUT OF GAS....
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  3. 10-20-2006, 11:19 PM #43
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    YO MOMMA'S SO FAT A PICTURE OF HER FELL OF THE WALL...
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    YO MAMMA'S SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BLOWJOB...
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  5. 10-21-2006, 09:26 AM #45
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    Your mama's so ugly her trick was the treat.
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    your moms so ugly she's only been married once
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    your mama's soo poor her boobs...are real


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  8. 10-21-2006, 02:33 PM #48
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    YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE ZOO THE ELAPHANTS THREW A PEANUT AT HER..
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    your mom so old, she got her driver's license on T-Rex
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    Yo momma so fat that when she...................................






    Fuck I suck *Starts Crying*
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  11. 10-22-2006, 11:16 PM #51
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    Umm....Rainbow>Skittles.
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    VCR>beeper.
    Super old jokes, Im sure you can fill in the blanks.
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  12. 10-23-2006, 01:05 PM #52
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    your mama so lame tom on myspace doesnt even wanna be friends
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  13. 10-23-2006, 01:09 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by confusedkorean
    your mama so lame tom on myspace doesnt even wanna be friends
    hahah not even fuckin tom!?!? hahah funny stuff man take that one to the bank

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  14. 10-23-2006, 06:33 PM #54
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    Yo mamma so fat...she got to use a king size mattress for a maxi pad
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  15. 10-23-2006, 06:34 PM #55
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    Yo mamma so fat....she has to use and epileptic having a siezure for a vibrator.
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    Yo mamma pu$$y smell so bad, it give sour dough bread a yeast infection
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  17. 10-23-2006, 10:14 PM #57
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    Yo momma is so fat that her guardian angel sleeps in the room next door.
    "If you want peace, prepare for war"
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  18. 10-23-2006, 11:24 PM #58
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    Yo momma so old I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off.
    BUY MY HATCH <--click the link, cuz.
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  19. 10-24-2006, 12:59 AM #59
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    yo mama soooo ugly, when she was born they put her in a incubater with TINTED WINDOWS!!!
    yessir...i even walk sidewayz....

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  20. 10-24-2006, 03:10 AM #60
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    wow... most of these jokes i read on the first page (didnt feel like reading the others) are repeats from Yo momma LA.... specially the one that says " your mom teeth are so yellow when she clothes her mouth her stomach lights up."

    Since everyone else is posting a repeat i will post this one.. "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, i fucked your mom, now it hurts when i pee."

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  21. 10-24-2006, 03:43 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALLMoToR
    wow... most of these jokes i read on the first page (didnt feel like reading the others) are repeats from Yo momma LA.... specially the one that says " your mom teeth are so yellow when she clothes her mouth her stomach lights up."

    Since everyone else is posting a repeat i will post this one.. "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, i fucked your mom, now it hurts when i pee."

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  22. 10-24-2006, 06:48 AM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by EG2
    AHHAHAHAHAAHHA AT YOUR SIG

    hahah thanks!

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  23. 10-24-2006, 03:38 PM #63
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    Yo mama's so stupid that when I gave her a penny for her thoughts she gave me back change !
    I got free clear tails with my ride.....
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    Yo Mama's so fat.... while trying to have sex I got lost on the way to her cooter....
    I got free clear tails with my ride.....
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  25. 10-24-2006, 07:31 PM #65
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    you momas so fat jenny crag won't take her for fear of going broke (read it in a book lol.)
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  26. 10-24-2006, 09:40 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300
    Yo Mama's so fat.... while trying to have sex I got lost on the way to her cooter....
    if you tried to hit something that fat you got problems...



    yo momma so skinny her eyes are single filed
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  27. 11-02-2006, 10:34 PM #67
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    yo mama so broke she couldnt afford your abortion now i gotta pay your childsupport
    R.I.P SCOTT HAYWORTH WE ALL WILL MISS YOU
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  28. 11-02-2006, 10:43 PM #68
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    Quote: Joseph
    "Your momma's so stupid, she got stuck in Iraq."



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    Yo momma is so fat she looks like a bootlegged Shamo...
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    Yo mommas chest is so hairy...that bitch got chest locks
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    yo mama used to be fat until they came out with dick flavored slimfast
    R.I.P SCOTT HAYWORTH WE ALL WILL MISS YOU
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    ?????? that shit was lame
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    yo mama titties are like mt rushmore they always got 4 faces on them
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