yo mama so skinny she could hangglide with a dorito
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yo mama so skinny she could hangglide with a dorito
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT I DROVE AROUND HER AND RAN OUT OF GAS....
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT A PICTURE OF HER FELL OF THE WALL...
YO MAMMA'S SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BLOWJOB...
Your mama's so ugly her trick was the treat.
your moms so ugly she's only been married once
your mama's soo poor her boobs...are real
LOL Malibu's Most Wanted^^^^^^^^
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE ZOO THE ELAPHANTS THREW A PEANUT AT HER..
your mom so old, she got her driver's license on T-Rex
Yo momma so fat that when she...................................
Fuck I suck *Starts Crying*
Umm....Rainbow>Skittles.
and
VCR>beeper.
Super old jokes, Im sure you can fill in the blanks.
your mama so lame tom on myspace doesnt even wanna be friends
hahah not even fuckin tom!?!? hahah funny stuff man:goodjob: take that one to the bank:2cents: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by confusedkorean
Yo mamma so fat...she got to use a king size mattress for a maxi pad
Yo mamma so fat....she has to use and epileptic having a siezure for a vibrator.
Yo mamma pu$$y smell so bad, it give sour dough bread a yeast infection
Yo momma is so fat that her guardian angel sleeps in the room next door.
Yo momma so old I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off.
yo mama soooo ugly, when she was born they put her in a incubater with TINTED WINDOWS!!!
wow... most of these jokes i read on the first page (didnt feel like reading the others) are repeats from Yo momma LA.... specially the one that says " your mom teeth are so yellow when she clothes her mouth her stomach lights up."
Since everyone else is posting a repeat i will post this one.. "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, i fucked your mom, now it hurts when i pee."
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Originally Posted by ALLMoToR
AHHAHAHAHAAHHA :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: AT YOUR SIG
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Originally Posted by EG2
hahah thanks!
Yo mama's so stupid that when I gave her a penny for her thoughts she gave me back change !
Yo Mama's so fat.... while trying to have sex I got lost on the way to her cooter....
you momas so fat jenny crag won't take her for fear of going broke (read it in a book lol.)
if you tried to hit something that fat you got problems...Quote:
Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300
yo momma so skinny her eyes are single filed
yo mama so broke she couldnt afford your abortion now i gotta pay your childsupport
Quote: Joseph
"Your momma's so stupid, she got stuck in Iraq."
Yo momma is so fat she looks like a bootlegged Shamo...
Yo mommas chest is so hairy...that bitch got chest locks
yo mama used to be fat until they came out with dick flavored slimfast :)
???:wtf:??? that shit was lame
yo mama titties are like mt rushmore they always got 4 faces on them