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  1. 10-20-2006, 04:06 PM #1
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    Default The official your momma jokes thread.

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    you momma's so fat she doesnt take pictures, she takes billboards.
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    yo momma so fat, that when she fell i tried not to laugh, but the ground was crackin up.
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    Yo momma so fat it looks like she got a pack of hot dogs on the back of her neck!
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    yo mamma's teeth so yellow, that when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up.
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    Yo moma is stupid she asked you to repost this fuckin thread again
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    ooOOoOOoOoO

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    yo momma so fat, she wore a malcom x jacket and a helicopter landed on her
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    so now do i get 100 dollars in cash moooonney?
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    n_f got you TJ, but I'll try.

    Yo mama's so stupid she got a 20 on the SAT-and you get 200 for signing your name.
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    Your momma's so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off of her.



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    yo mama so ugly when she was a baby her parents had to feed her with a slingshot
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    Y0 momma eat so much fast food she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    Your momma is so lame, that I had to discribe her with one of these stupid jokes...
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    Yo mamma's so old, she probably remembers the website yo-momma.com
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    Yo mamma's so dumn she thought the dictionary was a sexual position!
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    yo momma is so fat she goes to the movies and sits by everybody
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    yo mammas so stupid she went to a clippers game and tried to get a haircut

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    your mammas so poor she went to the dollar store and put something on lay-away.

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    Yo momma so fat she jogs and sweats butter. . . quick get them waffles ready she's coming.
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    yo mamma is so nasty she makes speed stick slow down!

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    yo mamma is so nasty she poors salt down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

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    YO MAMMA'S SO FAT SHES GOT MORE CRACK THAN WITNEY AND BOBBY............................................. ....AND THATS A LOT OF CRACK..LOL
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    yo mammas so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone

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    YO MAMA SO UGLY I TOOK HER TO A HAUNTED HOUSE SHE CAME OUT WITH A JOB APP....
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    Yo mamma's so lame she gets all her jokes from MTV's: Yo Momma

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    YO MAMMA'S SP FAT SHE GOES SLIP IN SLIDE ON I-85..
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    i have seen a lot from that show posted up

    Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitrousfed
    YO MAMA SO UGLY I TOOK HER TO A HAUNTED HOUSE SHE CAME OUT WITH A JOB APP....


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    Quote Originally Posted by b18tegraabe
    YO MAMMA'S SP FAT SHE GOES SLIP IN SLIDE ON I-85..
    hahah love it

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    Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth

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    YO MAMMA'S SO HAIRY SHES ALLERGIC TO VELCRO...
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    Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

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    mama so old when Moses parted the Red Sea bitch was on the other side fishin
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18tegraabe
    YO MAMMA'S SP FAT SHE GOES SLIP IN SLIDE ON I-85..
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    ^^^hah thats one of the funniest ive heard! good shit man!



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    most of these jokes r old as hell.....
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    yo mama so stupid she put 911 on her job app... for emergency contact
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    but still good

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