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    lol
    my ex wanted to do lots of foreplay
    i went down on her
    she went nuts
    and jumped on my dick
    so much for foreplay

    and yea we dated 4 months shit got serious after 2 it was suppose to just be a fuck friendship to start

    Of course I own this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
    Just playin..thats my number 1
    I figured homey...You talk shit. I respond... (besides I have seen pics, she is gorgeous!!!!! )

    Quote Originally Posted by Bajjani
    lol
    my ex wanted to do lots of foreplay
    i went down on her
    she went nuts
    and jumped on my dick
    so much for foreplay

    and yea we dated 4 months shit got serious after 2 it was suppose to just be a fuck friendship to start
    Haha...I am a huge fan of foreplay, actually by the time penetration occurs I am more than likely done....Anything after is about him..

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    so i know u slowed back down and took him up on the offer..how was it LIRL



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    so i know u slowed back down and took him up on the offer..how was it LIRL
    yeah go ahead and log that into your "things to jack off to while my no life having ass sits here at my computer file". you can put it in your mind right next to the freaky farm animal sex.
    I thrive on caffineand HATE


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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    yeah go ahead and log that into your "things to jack off to while my no life having ass sits here at my computer file". you can put it in your mind right next to the freaky farm animal sex.
    thats my secret what are u doing..tryna assassin my soul



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    thats my secret what are u doing..tryna assassin my soul
    Oh wow what a comeback, man I bet you really broke the bank on the gem huh? LAME
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    Oh wow what a comeback, man I bet you really broke the bank on the gem huh? LAME
    u have no idea..



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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    yeah go ahead and log that into your "things to jack off to while my no life having ass sits here at my computer file". you can put it in your mind right next to the freaky farm animal sex.
    Ok look...U can knock on PBS all you want, but dont you ever belittle what I do with my donkey...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Ok look...U can knock on PBS all you want, but dont you ever belittle what I do with my donkey...
    FUCK WITH THE DONKEY BEST BELIEVE IMMA MURK SOMEONE !!!

    what donkey sis ??
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Golden Child
    FUCK WITH THE DONKEY BEST BELIEVE IMMA MURK SOMEONE !!!

    what donkey sis ??
    lol...I was clowning..dont worry..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Ok look...U can knock on PBS all you want, but dont you ever belittle what I do with my donkey...
    jose is on a roll today

    Quote Originally Posted by The Golden Child
    calling PBS where you at we have a broke back situation here ..
    this is PBS..what is the situation



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    jose is on a roll today



    this is PBS..what is the situation
    i dunno i just need your broke back assistance cause this guy got hit on my another broke back so i figured you would know what to do to avoid this broke back moments with us straight men not including you .. ZINGD !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    wtf you guys are talking about what you did with your girl friends ..

    the reason why this mofo made a thread was to share his gay expierience ..

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ..

    yea my gf can do this and that who cares nigga take that shit to the relation ship section ..

    so did he tell you your lips was sexy also ?? i bet hes gunna have wet dreams about you now ..

    calling PBS where you at we have a broke back situation here ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    you do realize you are acting like two gay people..thats pretty serious homosexual activity for one person to accomplish!

    Of course I own this.
    IT PUTS THE OREOS ON THE RIM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bajjani
    you do realize you are acting like two gay people..thats pretty serious homosexual activity for one person to accomplish!
    all u do is think of the preppiest white girl and put a soft man's voice on it, and u got a homo



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    all u do is think of the preppiest white girl and put a soft man's voice on it, and u got a homo
    and PBS has done this on the street corners ..

    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Golden Child
    and PBS has done this on the street corners ..

    tell em again






































    STHU JIN..BEFORE I THROW U BACK TO YOUR CORNER B4 U BECAME 106 AND PARK MATERIAL..



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    tell em again






































    STHU JIN..BEFORE I THROW U BACK TO YOUR CORNER B4 U BECAME 106 AND PARK MATERIAL..
    i bet jin would chomp you out ..

    RUFF RYDA !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    OMG...this thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    OMG...this thread...


    thread got jacked by PBS the BrokeBack ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Dude was he driving an Explorer by any chance? I had the same shit happen to me about a month ago. Except he said I want to suck your dick and let you fuck me in the ass. I didn't even know what to say. I just rolled up my window and took off with a quickness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 97ITR86
    Dude was he driving an Explorer by any chance? I had the same shit happen to me about a month ago. Except he said I want to suck your dick and let you fuck me in the ass. I didn't even know what to say. I just rolled up my window and took off with a quickness.
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 97ITR86
    Dude was he driving an Explorer by any chance? I had the same shit happen to me about a month ago. Except he said I want to suck your dick and let you fuck me in the ass. I didn't even know what to say. I just rolled up my window and took off with a quickness.
    yall gettin raped in GA



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    yall gettin raped in GA
    i think everyone in GA has been in some sort of gay experience ..

    tell your people to stop that shit ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Golden Child
    i think everyone in GA has been in some sort of gay experience ..

    tell your people to stop that shit ..
    cnt help u there..i didnt promote that much brokebackedness..they did that on themselves



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    its a conspiracy

    Of course I own this.
    IT PUTS THE OREOS ON THE RIM

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    We live in a brokeback world
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues
    We live in a brokeback world
    ur turning brokeback too huh..

    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    Yeah after reading through this thread I'm getting a pretty good idea.
    hooray for u



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    ur turning brokeback too huh..



    hooray for u
    Me being brokeback is not possible. I would have to be a dude and sorry but I'm not
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    brokeback=gay=homo=homosexual=lesbian=BC



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    brokeback=gay=homo=homosexual=lesbian=BC

    Hey look, who says you can't teach a retard math. Good for you guy! Your parents must be proud.
    I thrive on caffineand HATE


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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    Hey look, who says you can't teach a retard math. Good for you guy! Your parents must be proud.
    tryin hard arent ya



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    brokeback=gay=homo=homosexual=lesbian=BC
    Nope sorry you don't have proof
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Im still waiting for the part, where you ran him off the road and killed him. because...shit, dude told you he wanted to suck your dick, I KNOW you didnt just let that go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Im still waiting for the part, where you ran him off the road and killed him. because...shit, dude told you he wanted to suck your dick, I KNOW you didnt just let that go.
    he enjoyed it too much, his bf wasnt payin him any attention so he went home and told him and they made up



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    he enjoyed it too much, his bf wasnt payin him any attention so he went home and told him and they made up
    Dude how old are you like 12? I think I may be your dad. My lil nephew could talk better smack than you. I can't help it if no one finds your fat ass attractive. Thats no reason to come at me with your low self esteem.
    I thrive on caffineand HATE


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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    Dude how old are you like 12? My lil nephew could talk better smack than you. I can't help it if no one finds your fat ass attractive. Thats no reason to come at me with your low self esteem.



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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Im still waiting for the part, where you ran him off the road and killed him. because...shit, dude told you he wanted to suck your dick, I KNOW you didnt just let that go.
    Nah man I thought that shit was funny more than anything. Really it was pretty sick, but you can't help but laught at it. I'm not a homophobe, I can't help it if both the ladies and dudes think I'm sexy. I just steer clear of the swinging dick.
    I thrive on caffineand HATE


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    Yeah this must be a common thing in Georgia now. So who is going to be the first to take a guy up on this offer? hahahaha shit is mad gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 97ITR86
    Yeah this must be a common thing in Georgia now. So who is going to be the first to take a guy up on this offer? hahahaha shit is mad gay.
    steve0, brett, or george



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