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10-13-2006, 10:02 AM
Friggintitsman

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Originally Posted by phatboislim

so i know u slowed back down and took him up on the offer..how was it LIRL

yeah go ahead and log that into your "things to jack off to while my no life having ass sits here at my computer file". you can put it in your mind right next to the freaky farm animal sex.
10-13-2006, 10:05 AM
SLOWLYbtngU

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Originally Posted by AtifSajid

Just playin..thats my number 1

I figured homey...You talk shit. I respond...:) (besides I have seen pics, she is gorgeous!!!!! :goodjob: )

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Originally Posted by Bajjani

lol
my ex wanted to do lots of foreplay
i went down on her
she went nuts
and jumped on my dick
so much for foreplay

and yea we dated 4 months shit got serious after 2 it was suppose to just be a fuck friendship to start

Haha...I am a huge fan of foreplay, actually by the time penetration occurs I am more than likely done....Anything after is about him..
10-13-2006, 10:05 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by soulassassin

yeah go ahead and log that into your "things to jack off to while my no life having ass sits here at my computer file". you can put it in your mind right next to the freaky farm animal sex.

thats my secret what are u doing..tryna assassin my soul:thinking:
10-13-2006, 10:06 AM
SLOWLYbtngU

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Originally Posted by soulassassin

yeah go ahead and log that into your "things to jack off to while my no life having ass sits here at my computer file". you can put it in your mind right next to the freaky farm animal sex.

Ok look...U can knock on PBS all you want, but dont you ever belittle what I do with my donkey...:2up:
10-13-2006, 10:08 AM
The Golden Child

wtf you guys are talking about what you did with your girl friends ..

the reason why this mofo made a thread was to share his gay expierience ..

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ..

yea my gf can do this and that who cares nigga take that shit to the relation ship section ..

so did he tell you your lips was sexy also ?? i bet hes gunna have wet dreams about you now ..

calling PBS where you at we have a broke back situation here ..
10-13-2006, 10:09 AM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU

Ok look...U can knock on PBS all you want, but dont you ever belittle what I do with my donkey...:2up:

FUCK WITH THE DONKEY BEST BELIEVE IMMA MURK SOMEONE !!!

what donkey sis ??
10-13-2006, 10:23 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU

Ok look...U can knock on PBS all you want, but dont you ever belittle what I do with my donkey...:2up:

:lmfao: :lmfao: jose is on a roll today

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Originally Posted by The Golden Child

calling PBS where you at we have a broke back situation here ..

this is PBS..what is the situation
10-13-2006, 10:26 AM
SLOWLYbtngU

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Golden Child

FUCK WITH THE DONKEY BEST BELIEVE IMMA MURK SOMEONE !!!

what donkey sis ??

lol...I was clowning..dont worry..lol:lmao:
10-13-2006, 10:28 AM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by phatboislim

:lmfao: :lmfao: jose is on a roll today

this is PBS..what is the situation

i dunno i just need your broke back assistance cause this guy got hit on my another broke back so i figured you would know what to do to avoid this broke back moments with us straight men not including you .. ZINGD !!!
10-13-2006, 10:29 AM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU

lol...I was clowning..dont worry..lol:lmao:

ok * listening to sho *
10-13-2006, 10:29 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU

lol...I was clowning..dont worry..lol:lmao:

this is why we could be trapped in an elevator for a day
10-13-2006, 10:32 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by The Golden Child

i dunno i just need your broke back assistance cause this guy got hit on my another broke back so i figured you would know what to do to avoid this broke back moments with us straight men not including you .. ZINGD !!!

:lmfao: :lmfao: *fag boy voice* *smacks mouth* well *smacks mouth again* what i would do is.. *puts hands on hips and sways from side to side* hold up lemme call up richard simmons

*calls richard simmons*

BB: yes we're having a brokeback catastrophe here on IA, what should i do
Richard Simmons: we'll hold on sweetheart ill swing in in a min..ill be there in a jiffy..
BB: *smacks lips* okaaaayy

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f7...gay_thread.jpg
10-13-2006, 10:33 AM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by phatboislim

:lmfao: :lmfao: *fag boy voice* *smacks mouth* well *smacks mouth again* what i would do is.. *puts hands on hips and sways from side to side* hold up lemme call up richard simmons

*calls richard simmons*

BB: yes we're having a brokeback catastrophe here on IA, what should i do
Richard Simmons: we'll hold on sweetheart ill swing in in a min..ill be there in a jiffy..
BB: *smacks lips* okaaaayy

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f7...gay_thread.jpg

daym you tryed so hard to act gay .. LOLZ !!!
10-13-2006, 10:33 AM
Bajjani

you do realize you are acting like two gay people..thats pretty serious homosexual activity for one person to accomplish!
10-13-2006, 10:35 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by The Golden Child

daym you tryed so hard to act gay .. LOLZ !!!

:lmfao: :lmfao:
10-13-2006, 10:35 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by Bajjani

you do realize you are acting like two gay people..thats pretty serious homosexual activity for one person to accomplish!

all u do is think of the preppiest white girl and put a soft man's voice on it, and u got a homo:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
10-13-2006, 10:37 AM
Ran

OMG...this thread...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...rainThread.jpg
10-13-2006, 10:39 AM
97ITR86

Dude was he driving an Explorer by any chance? I had the same shit happen to me about a month ago. Except he said I want to suck your dick and let you fuck me in the ass. I didn't even know what to say. I just rolled up my window and took off with a quickness.
10-13-2006, 10:39 AM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by phatboislim

all u do is think of the preppiest white girl and put a soft man's voice on it, and u got a homo:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

and PBS has done this on the street corners ..

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
10-13-2006, 10:39 AM
8bangin302

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: thats some funny shit..
10-13-2006, 10:39 AM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by Ran Kizama

OMG...this thread...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...rainThread.jpg

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

thread got jacked by PBS the BrokeBack ..
10-13-2006, 10:40 AM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by 97ITR86

Dude was he driving an Explorer by any chance? I had the same shit happen to me about a month ago. Except he said I want to suck your dick and let you fuck me in the ass. I didn't even know what to say. I just rolled up my window and took off with a quickness.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
10-13-2006, 10:40 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by The Golden Child

and PBS has done this on the street corners ..

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

tell em again:lmfao: :lmfao:

STHU JIN..BEFORE I THROW U BACK TO YOUR CORNER B4 U BECAME 106 AND PARK MATERIAL..
10-13-2006, 10:40 AM
Bajjani

its a conspiracy
10-13-2006, 10:41 AM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by 97ITR86

Dude was he driving an Explorer by any chance? I had the same shit happen to me about a month ago. Except he said I want to suck your dick and let you fuck me in the ass. I didn't even know what to say. I just rolled up my window and took off with a quickness.

yall gettin raped in GA:lmfao: :lmfao:
10-13-2006, 10:44 AM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by phatboislim

tell em again:lmfao: :lmfao:

STHU JIN..BEFORE I THROW U BACK TO YOUR CORNER B4 U BECAME 106 AND PARK MATERIAL..

i bet jin would chomp you out ..

RUFF RYDA !!!
10-13-2006, 10:45 AM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by phatboislim

yall gettin raped in GA:lmfao: :lmfao:

i think everyone in GA has been in some sort of gay experience ..

tell your people to stop that shit ..
10-13-2006, 10:46 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by The Golden Child

i bet jin would chomp you out ..

RUFF RYDA !!!

jin aint nuffin but a rappin arse chigga
10-13-2006, 10:47 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by The Golden Child

i think everyone in GA has been in some sort of gay experience ..

tell your people to stop that shit ..

cnt help u there..i didnt promote that much brokebackedness..they did that on themselves:lmfao: :lmfao:
10-13-2006, 10:48 AM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by phatboislim

jin aint nuffin but a rappin arse chigga

and a bad one ..
10-13-2006, 11:57 AM
Friggintitsman

Quote:

Originally Posted by phatboislim

thats my secret what are u doing..tryna assassin my soul:thinking:

Oh wow what a comeback, man I bet you really broke the bank on the gem huh? LAME :screwy:
10-13-2006, 11:57 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by The Golden Child

and a bad one ..

x2
10-13-2006, 11:58 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by soulassassin

Oh wow what a comeback, man I bet you really broke the bank on the gem huh? LAME :screwy:

u have no idea..:rolleyes:
10-13-2006, 12:00 PM
BluesClues

We live in a brokeback world
10-13-2006, 12:00 PM
Friggintitsman

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Originally Posted by phatboislim

u have no idea..:rolleyes:

Yeah after reading through this thread I'm getting a pretty good idea.
10-13-2006, 12:02 PM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by BluesClues

We live in a brokeback world

ur turning brokeback too huh..

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Originally Posted by soulassassin

Yeah after reading through this thread I'm getting a pretty good idea.

hooray for u
10-13-2006, 12:03 PM
BluesClues

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Originally Posted by phatboislim

ur turning brokeback too huh..

hooray for u

Me being brokeback is not possible. I would have to be a dude and sorry but I'm not:no:
10-13-2006, 12:04 PM
Sammich

brokeback=gay=homo=homosexual=lesbian=BC
10-13-2006, 12:07 PM
SixSquared

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Originally Posted by soulassassin

It's amazing how many guys have no idea how to get a chick off. Lil tip boys if you weren't born with the talents (like me of course.... LOL) learn all you can from lesbians. There is a reason why a lot of chix are BI

I teach classes Mon, Wed, and Fri... stressed out girlfriends can come over and I give them an intimate discussion of what their boy isn't doing right and how the problem can be remedied... :lickpuss:
10-13-2006, 12:07 PM
Friggintitsman

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Originally Posted by phatboislim

brokeback=gay=homo=homosexual=lesbian=BC

Hey look, who says you can't teach a retard math. Good for you guy! Your parents must be proud.

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