Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
Ok so I got to thinking...Traffic is stopped on 75/85 and people are being turned around and b/c of it are late to work, cant get to hospitals, and what not...Well, is it worth affecting hundreds of lives just to save one? One that doesnt even appreciate it enough to want to live?

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Solution: Put me in charge of the police department with special priviledges.

My 5 step plan for jumpers:

1. Stop traffic for 5 min.
2. Place tarp onto road.
3. Push jumper off bridge (lands on tarp).
4. Wrap body in tarp, dispose of body.
5. Open road to traffic.


After a few times, I bet there will be far fewer jumpers out there....