All you wannabes always talk about cars and how you want to fix it up and race and shit, but you don't even got a car! you just be driving your mama's Honda accord with your GOT RICE sticker on the bumper.
my mom never got me a car and when i did have my car no stickers were on it ..
You always wear the same shit on different days and spray the fake CK1 or the Uni shit.
maybe the poor guy and ck1 was like 10 years ago but i never had it ..
You always have the same fades up the backside of your heads.
i usually get a half on sides and my back with a shape up and 5 on top when i did have hair ..
now its just shaved off to a zero ..
What's up with the bleached bangs?
the reason why some did have bleached hair was because some were in gangs ..
others did it cause it was cool i guess ..
i had bleached hair when i was 10 and i used to only chill with black and spanish people ..
when i moved out to flushing, ny almost every daym kid had bleached hair ..
You always brag about your 2-inch killas! shoo, you're Asian damn it, admit it!
i feel sorry for the guy then im not saying mines big or anything but i get what i need and thats pussy ..
You think that dropped Civics are cool but are played out.
what about the other white - black - spanish people who have dropped civics ??
You always brag about breaking and how you can freak and shit but you can't move at all. so watch Soul Train and PRACTICE!
i dont brag about me breaking but i used to break and enter alot of competitions ..
i even did a show at madison square garden ..
ive never watched soul train and but i did get alot of practice from my spanish girl " friends " when we did go out to clubs ..
When you go to a party, you go in all the fixed up cars and leave your broke ass Datsun two blocks away.
when i did go MTA was my way of getting around to places ..
You all go to the mall and "kick it" looking for all the 12 yr. old girls with their puffy marshmallow jackets or Nautica shirts with big boobs and their wonder bras.
thats george ..
You think that your import car is hella tight, but your mama paid for it, so get you broke ass to work.
my mom didnt pay for my 1st car ..
On the phone, you guys try to sound all deep and always start a conversation with "Wassup..." but in person, you squeak like a damn mouse.
maybe they were going through puberty ??
All you guys freaking share the same girl and you may think that you are all player, but realize that maybe you are the one being played. so there!
sorry i dont go for left overs ..
On your beepers you have a funky little song but it's only background noise so stop and leave a damn message.
i had a beeper for half a year then i got a cell phone i was 12 ..
And when you receive a page you always say it's your bitch, but it's really your mama telling you to get your broke ass home cuz she needs her car to go to the market.
sorry i dont call my mom a bitch ..
You always wear those skimpy "wife-beaters", thinking you got a body to sport, but you got to get your ass to the gym and really look good.
i wear a wife beater but not to sport ..
All you freaking ugly guys get girls by having the nicest cars, but reality check! it's your car we want and not you. "The nicer the car, the smaller the dick!"
this goes for all guys cause i know some ugly ass kids with nice cars and have some decent looking girls ..
All you deejays that let us in and say that you are using us for sex all the times, we faked the orgasms and hey, we got in the club didn't we. and hey, we didn't leave with you, we left with the bouncers, cuter than your asses.
so you would give your body up like that such a low class bitch ..
Superficial and shallow? no, you conceited bastards take pictures squatting in front of your supposed fixed up car, but it's not even yours.
ive never taken a picture in front of a car and say its mine ..
And when you stand up, you scrunch your crotch making a bigger bulge, but the truth is you are just checking if it's still there, or if the sock is still in place.
feel sorry for the guys who actually do this then ..
You guys that sag your pants, are just trying hide your flat ass, and you always probably buy 2 sizes bigger shoes making your feet look bigger, but it's not. Chill with your size 7 shoes already.
i dont sag my pants and i dont buy kicks 2 sizes bigger and i wear a 8 and a half ..
And in the chat rooms, you assholes ask "where are all the fine girls at" and also ask "anyone got a gif to trade" but you don't got one yourself.
i actually have pictures to back this up with ..
You think that any girl with long straight hair, big fake boobs, and a tight midriff is fine but all you want to do is fuck her.
asian girls think if you have a nice benz or bmw and he good looking he got bank ..
You think that bumping music in your car is dope, so that all the cars around you vibrate.
But you are only hurting yours, ours, and your mamas ears. watch out, you are gonna get a fixing ticket.
thats just OD ..
On your Honda's and Acura's, your headlights are different and damn that's annoying, but watch out you are gonna get a fixing ticket again. And your mama's gonna take the car away.
i guess going JDM is out of the question ..
Hey and you guys that wear FUBU, army looking pants, beenies with sunglasses, and warm-ups with slippers and dirty socks, that's out and for one thing, UGLY. Do you guys share clothes?
i never had FUBU i have a fatigue set i wear beenies when i break i dont wear sunglasses i have slippers and dirty socks usually go in the laundry basket and i dont share my clothes either ..
You think that taking a shower is rinsing your hair in the sink. yuck!
people do that ??
You guys drool over car magazines and wish you had the cars that them fob girls owned.
i usually drool over the girls in the car magazine ..
And about your dick size, shoe size x's 2 divided by three... equals the length of your manhood, which isn't much huh?
soft or hard ??
When it's 100 degrees outside, you guys wear those puffy jackets or all match with your Nautica jackets.
what idiot would wear a jacket if its 100 degrees outside ..
And you tell your guy friends that you went to a club and got a grip of numbers, actually it's another guys number who just wants to know where you got your car fixed up at.
sorry i dont grab numbers at clubs ..
You guys that sport that "baller look" only have it to say you ball and you always keep those damn clean, but HELLO! if you balled, you would think...
i dont ball im broke ..
And you guys that got an automatic car, you pretend it's a stick, revving it like a stick and making it sound like a stick by downshifting to 2nd gear.
imma have to talk to Kashime about this ..
You guys use your damn fake id's to get cigarettes, but you get caught.
i use to ask my older friends to get it for me till i was legal to buy it myself or my usuall deli near my house that i can get from with out getting IDed ..
Older guys go to them all ages clubs and hook up with a 13 yr. old and then you tell your homeboys that they are 18.
thats pretty disgusting i would never do that but george well ill be quiet about that ..
You wannabe gangsters have your guns, but are damn cowards anyway. And when something does go down, you say you are gonna go to the car to get your gat, but you come back when everything is over.
i dont have a gun but fists and legs is my weapon of choice ..
maybe a bat or pipes or bottles anything i can get my hand on ..
When you guys mack with your girl, you think licking her ears is a turn on but look it feels nasty and makes this funny noise that makes us grind our teeth. stop it alright its sick..
i wouldnt want no ear wax on my tounge .. yuck !!!
You guys think you could get us into bed and say we are easy. But guess what. We just have to fulfill an urge..
usually the girls get me in bed ..
This is to all you wannabe sweet talking guys please chew some gum before you say anything to us because that breath be kicking worse than BRUCE LEE.
i dont sweet talk i tell the truth ..
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