WHY SOME ASIAN GURLS HATE ASIAN GUYS

[Dirty Octopus™]

**biting bottom liip** sounds like something will be done about that tonite at makos

*takes notes... something hot is supposed to be going down at Makos*



Peace, Zaq

[Crazy Asian]

bAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. I dont think Id ever date a black girl cuz if I was on a date Id get slapped for pinching her ass. I dont like gettting slapped. CK1 smells weird. I like my Perry Ellis Reserve. Smells good

[ahmonrah]

bAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. I dont think Id ever date a black girl cuz if I was on a date Id get slapped for pinching her ass. I dont like gettting slapped. CK1 smells weird. I like my Perry Ellis Reserve. Smells good

so the solutions is simple..respect her like any other woman and DONT PINCH HER ASS!!! geez.....

[The Golden Child]

fahrenhiet ..

[Crazy Asian]

Huh is it that weird commercial were the girl is all tangeled up in the bed and all of a sudden it says Fahrenheit?

[PRiMAdonna]

*a friend on myspace sent this to me*

A buddy sent this to me thro an email and just thought it was kinda funny~and sooo true~puhahaha~*_*Maybe that's why I don't really date Asian guys~I don't know~Or maybe I just haven't met the right one~Who knows?"

All you wannabes always talk about cars and how you want to fix it up and race and shit, but you don't even got a car! you just be driving your mama's Honda accord with your GOT RICE sticker on the bumper.

You always wear the same shit on different days and spray the fake CK1 or the Uni shit.

You always have the same fades up the backside of your heads.

What's up with the bleached bangs?

You always brag about your 2-inch killas! shoo, you're Asian damn it, admit it!

You think that dropped Civics are cool but are played out.

You always brag about breaking and how you can freak and shit but you can't move at all. so watch Soul Train and PRACTICE!

When you go to a party, you go in all the fixed up cars and leave your broke ass Datsun two blocks away.

You all go to the mall and "kick it" looking for all the 12 yr. old girls with their puffy marshmallow jackets or Nautica shirts with big boobs and their wonder bras.

You think that your import car is hella tight, but your mama paid for it, so get you broke ass to work.

On the phone, you guys try to sound all deep and always start a conversation with "Wassup..." but in person, you squeak like a damn mouse.

All you guys freaking share the same girl and you may think that you are all player, but realize that maybe you are the one being played. so there!

On your cellphone you have a funky little song but it's only background noise so stop and leave a damn message.

And when you receive a page you always say it's your bitch, but it's really your mama telling you to get your broke ass home cuz she needs her car to go to the market.

You always wear those skimpy "wife-beaters", thinking you got a body to sport, but you got to get your ass to the gym and really look good.

All you freaking ugly guys get girls by having the nicest cars, but reality check! it's your car we want and not you. "The nicer the car, the smaller the dick!"

All you deejays that let us in and say that you are using us for sex all the times, we faked the orgasms and hey, we got in the club didn't we. and hey, we didn't leave with you, we left with the bouncers, cuter than your asses.

Superficial and shallow? no, you conceited bastards take pictures squatting in front of your supposed fixed up car, but it's not even yours.

And when you stand up, you scrunch your crotch making a bigger bulge, but the truth is you are just checking if it's still there, or if the sock is still in place.

You guys that sag your pants, are just trying hide your flat ass, and you always probably buy 2 sizes bigger shoes making your feet look bigger, but it's not. Chill with your size 7 shoes already.

And in the chat rooms, you assholes ask "where are all the fine girls at" and also ask "anyone got a gif to trade" but you don't got one yourself.

You think that any girl with long straight hair, big fake boobs, and a tight midriff is fine but all you want to do is fuck her.

You think that bumping music in your car is dope, so that all the cars around you vibrate.

But you are only hurting yours, ours, and your mamas ears. watch out, you are gonna get a fixing ticket.

On your Honda's and Acura's, your headlights are different and damn that's annoying, but watch out you are gonna get a fixing ticket again. And your mama's gonna take the car away.

Hey and you guys that wear FUBU, army looking pants, beenies with sunglasses, and warm-ups with slippers and dirty socks, that's out and for one thing, UGLY. Do you guys share clothes?

You think that taking a shower is rinsing your hair in the sink. yuck!

You guys drool over car magazines and wish you had the cars that them fob girls owned.

And about your dick size, shoe size x's 2 divided by three... equals the length of your manhood, which isn't much huh?

When it's 100 degrees outside, you guys wear those puffy jackets or all match with your Nautica jackets.

And you tell your guy friends that you went to a club and got a grip of numbers, actually it's another guys number who just wants to know where you got your car fixed up at.

You guys that sport that "baller look" only have it to say you ball and you always keep those damn clean, but HELLO! if you balled, you would think...

And you guys that got an automatic car, you pretend it's a stick, revving it like a stick and making it sound like a stick by downshifting to 2nd gear.

You guys use your damn fake id's to get cigarettes, but you get caught.

Older guys go to them all ages clubs and hook up with a 13 yr. old and then you tell your homeboys that they are 18.

You wannabe gangsters have your guns, but are damn cowards anyway. And when something does go down, you say you are gonna go to the car to get your gat, but you come back when everything is over.

When you guys mack with your girl, you think licking her ears is a turn on but look it feels nasty and makes this funny noise that makes us grind our teeth. stop it alright its sick..

You guys think you could get us into bed and say we are easy. But guess what. We just have to fulfill an urge..

This is to all you wannabe sweet talking guys please chew some gum before you say anything to us because that breath be kicking worse than BRUCE LEE.

old chain emails FTL...

[The Golden Child]

old chain emails FTL...

tell him again .. LIRL !!!

i read about this when i was 12 almost 11 years ago ..

[The Golden Child]

TV whats that ??

[Ran]

so watch Soul Train and PRACTICE!

Watch Soul Train? WTF? This one statement made the entire list retarded. I bet whoever wrote this hangs out on MLK Blvd. trying to be "gangsta".

[The Golden Child]

honestly i dont think an asian girl wrote this ..

[umairejaz]

fuckin gay thread

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

I just don't wanna date someone who is "darkness! darkness!"


but there are a few dark skinned women that are pretty but to me their far and in between

[PRiMAdonna]

I just don't wanna date someone who is "darkness! darkness!"


but there are a few dark skinned women that are pretty but to me their far and in between

i think you meant to say they're few and far between.

[{X}Echo419]

i think you meant to say they're few and far between.

[The Golden Child]

girls i do adore !!!

[Sammich]

put ur numba on this paper cuz i would love to date ya holla at me when u come off tour

[thinkfast®]

aw damn steveo broke it down on the first page, I aint read the rest

[The Golden Child]

aw damn steveo broke it down on the first page, I aint read the rest

nah mean i read this shit when i was 12 i had to break it down and its obvious aint no asian girl wrote this ..
some hoochie prolly just dated a wrong asian guy and based on that she judged all us asians like that ..
what a hater ..

[thinkfast®]

tell it like it is homey

[Sammich]

PREACH!!

[The Golden Child]

she prolly even got used and tossed around like left overs ..
hating on the good asian brothers cause the bad ones fucked with her head ..

[The Golden Child]

what a hoochie !!!