Under what conditions, would you punch a girl?

[~The_Duke~]

She was deliriously upset and started to pack her things on new years eve so I apologized. I had to apologize for like 2hrs straight.

there is something about news years I swear...it was new years night when my X dropped the I am a lil unloyal bitch and I did your friend bomb on me...

[TheSnail]

Yeah every new years there is drama.

Her: Come snuggle
Me: God damnit woman Im drinking
Her: *slams room door and start crying*
Me: God DAMN IT !

Every single fucking time.

[~The_Duke~]

Yeah every new years there is drama.

Her: Come snuggle
Me: God damnit woman Im drinking
Her: *slams room door and start crying*
Me: God DAMN IT !

Every single fucking time.

You are untalented...you cant snuggle and drink at the same time...I swear...

[TheSnail]

I can snuggle later, not when Im drinking with friends. I aint snuggling at 3am on newyears.

[Crazy Asian]

BAHAHAHAH GODAMN IT IM DRINKING BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD SNAIL OH GOD HAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH OH SHIT ~BREATHES~ BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

[TheSnail]

I wont shake her anymore, because she realy hates that, but if I were yall and your gf is anoying you, just give her a shake. They wont like it, and maybe they wont hate it as much as my gf, and want to leave.

[o_bomb]

Either I would shake the shit out of them, or find another girl to do the punching!

[TheSnail]

I saw two girls fighting right after class today. It was 10am and a white girl and a black girl got into it. They were screaming first as I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Then the black girl knocks the books/papers out of the white girls hands and starts yanking on her hair as the white girl was screaming (which sounds loud as fuck in the morning). I was like holy shit! Did not expect to see that.

[~The_Duke~]

When girls fight they mean bussiness...it is scary cas they just start clawing, ripping, and pulling on anything they can get a handle on...

[TheSnail]

All while they are screaming. When was the last time you've seen a guy fight with both of the guys screaming continuously? *with the exception of a pair of emos*

[~The_Duke~]

All while they are screaming. When was the last time you've seen a guy fight with both of the guys screaming continuously? *with the exception of a pair of emos*

Usually the guys are saying things like I am going to kick your ass so bad...or you like that you want some more do ya?

[P. A.]

every time TheSnail post some thing i fucking LOL hard as fuck
and no, i wont slap a woman.

[TheSnail]

Oh shit! I just remembered I threw a woman over the counter in a bagel shop then poured hot coffee on her. This does not mean I hit women, but heres what happened. In 1999 I still lived in NC and my gf and my friend went to a bagel shop called Chesapeake bagel. Anyways, I had a coffee and my friend had a soda. So there is a 30yrold lady her mom and her kid in line, my friend finished his soda, and started throwing ice cubes at me, after a couple of times of me telling him to stop, I grabbed the cup and he held on. He lost grip of his side so that slings the ice across the room. So then the woman came up and said *towards me* that she just got hit in the leg with ice. I told her that "it wasnt my fault" and she said "well I got hit with ice" in which I replied "that aint my problem" then she grabs her cup of ice *hadnt got a drink yet* and throws it all over me. I said " oh you fucked up" got up, grabbed her and threw her over the counter. I turn around grab my coffee met her half way around the counter popped the lid off and poured it in her face. And she just stood there shocked drenched in hot coffee. Then her mom *grandma* grabbed her and her kid and told her "come on lets go" at this point one of the employies got a mop and told us to leave. Thats the closest I came to hitting a woman, but I didn’t, I just pushed her and poured hot coffee on her so that does not really count. But what did that stupid bitch expect when she threw the ice on me...

[~The_Duke~]

Oh shit! I just remembered I threw a woman over the counter in a bagel shop then poured hot coffee on her. This does not mean I hit women, but heres what happened. In 1999 I still lived in NC and my gf and my friend went to a bagel shop called Chesapeake bagel. Anyways, I had a coffee and my friend had a soda. So there is a 30yrold lady her mom and her kid in line, my friend finished his soda, and started throwing ice cubes at me, after a couple of times of me telling him to stop, I grabbed the cup and he held on. He lost grip of his side so that slings the ice across the room. So then the woman came up and said *towards me* that she just got hit in the leg with ice. I told her that "it wasnt my fault" and she said "well I got hit with ice" in which I replied "that aint my problem" then she grabs her cup of ice *hadnt got a drink yet* and throws it all over me. I said " oh you fucked up" got up, grabbed her and threw her over the counter. I turn around grab my coffee met her half way around the counter popped the lid off and poured it in her face. And she just stood there shocked drenched in hot coffee. Then her mom *grandma* grabbed her and her kid and told her "come on lets go" at this point one of the employies got a mop and told us to leave. Thats the closest I came to hitting a woman, but I didn’t, I just pushed her and poured hot coffee on her so that does not really count. But what did that stupid bitch expect when she threw the ice on me...

You are one crazy mother fucker...lol

[TheSnail]

You are one crazy mother fucker...lol

I was young and stupid, but she started it.

[SixSquared]

Fucking kill a bitch.

I never start fights, but I will go six shades of Jackie Chan on you if you start shit with me. I've only had to do that twice... once was when I was at a bar with my girlfriend at the time and her ex girlfriend. Things were going cool, we were chill, then the ex says, off to the side to me, "By the way, she's a hoe... if you haven't figured that out yet, give it a while.. you will." I gritted my teeth, and my girl told her ex to GTFO. Ex decided to take a trip to Lake Smackahoe and backhanded her one. I seriously almost killed her.. grabbed my drink glass and knocked her out with one hit.

Thing that sucked was that the girl turned out to really be a hoe

Other time was when I was being tailed by an 18 wheeler driver who was being an asshole, staying right behind me and forcing me to go 105 down a country road. We both got pulled over, and I laid into him for it, and he raised a hand and said "I'll teach you to talk to a man like that" and so I kicked him in the nuts wearing steel toed boots.

[TheSnail]

Woman! Ill pick you up and throw you over the counter!

[SixSquared]

Woman! Ill pick you up and throw you over the counter!

ummm about that...

[TheSnail]

Just playin. I want to keep my balls intact

[SixSquared]

lol that's a move I only pull when I need to make something happen quickly.. usually I'm quite happy to stick to sparring and not pulling *many* dirty moves. I was sparring with a guy in my TKD class and he kicked my boob! I was like "WHAT the fuck was that?" ... I kicked him in the shin next time we sparred.. teach him to kick a girl's boob and then laugh.

[Hulud]

does cock-slappin a bitch count?

[koukis14]

I was elbowed in the temple and knocked out cold for about 10 minutes by a bipolar chick I had sex with. I woke up, threw her keys and purse into the parking lot of my apartment and slammed to door in her face so hard in broke the doorframe(i was hoping her big ass nose would be in the way but it wasnt) so yeah that was pretty fucked up, oh she also picked my up by me left testicle. I raised a fist but some how didnt punch her in the forehead. Some girls dont take a breakup well

[Crazy Asian]

Ya wow. I actually did a girl...kind of regret that but ya. She called my mom a fat whore and couldnt take care of her kids. So I was like "WTF" and then my moms like okay leave my kids out of this and this lady just slapped my mom in the face when she just came out of the hospital and of course I was like Ahh hell no...Bam right in the face. I was like FUCK YOU BITCH DONT YOU EVER SLAP MY MOM!!!! ANd then eeveryone was like O.O

[koukis14]

Ya wow. I actually did a girl...kind of regret that but ya. She called my mom a fat whore and couldnt take care of her kids. So I was like "WTF" and then my moms like okay leave my kids out of this and this lady just slapped my mom in the face when she just came out of the hospital and of course I was like Ahh hell no...Bam right in the face. I was like FUCK YOU BITCH DONT YOU EVER SLAP MY MOM!!!! ANd then eeveryone was like O.O

Still wouldnt have hit her but I would have thrown her through a window.

[Crazy Asian]

Ya I know. I felt bad. I could have been arrested. But I was 16. What more do you want from a 16 year old. Smart and Wise like QD!? Ya right my brain was like a freaking hamster. I only thought of what was fun and what was not.

[Hulud]

Ya I know. I felt bad. I could have been arrested. But I was 16. What more do you want from a 16 year old. Smart and Wise like QD!? Ya right my brain was like a freaking hamster. I only thought of what was fun and what was not.

its funny how people treat him like a god

[Crazy Asian]

bAHAHAHAHA

[Hulud]

bAHAHAHAHA

its true though, some do lol

[Crazy Asian]

True.

[quickdodge®]

That's cause I am a goddamn God. Later, QD.

[Hulud]

That's cause I am a goddamn God. Later, QD.

fuck yo god bitch

[Hulud]

That's cause I am a goddamn God. Later, QD.

dude, these noobs swing from your nuts soooo hard, your nuts must be at your knees by now

[Crazy Asian]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAH to some degree yes.. most ppl think of you as a god. The damn newbs you own think of you as a god.

[VTECin5th]

The people who hit women are pussies, They can't beat no 1. So They decide to beat their wife/girl to show how bad they really are.

[Hulud]

The people who hit women are pussies, They can't beat no 1. So They decide to beat their wife/girl to show how bad they really are.

yes the wifebeaters are pussies, but when you are defending yourself its a different story

[Fast Shadow]

just want to add that i will punch out any baby i see at any time. stupid babies.

[TeeJay]

hellz ya fuck babies

[TheSnail]

I'll shake a baby aswell!

[Fast Shadow]

I'll shake a baby like that british nanny bitch

[TheSnail]

Them shits are like holes in the pockets! feed them baking soda and viniger then shake them up!